To want to be a 'prolific' poster

[IAgreeCompletely]

It's a thread inspired by another thread but it is different. This is all about ME. I want to get on the top ten posters list but there is no way that I am posting hundreds of intresting, insightful, and time consuming posts. So I made this thread just for me.

I will get started then.

[CrispyHedgeHog]

I am not prolific. Nor am I popular.
Fukkit.

pours another drink

[CrispyHedgeHog]

Ooh there were supposed to be stars.

[Wine]

[CrispyHedgeHog]

Ahhh fuck sake
Can't get anything right

[TheEarlOf]

You can get you nn right crispyhedgehog it's very disturbing. Especially after I read about a fried hamster trial this week

[HalfPastTwoDear]

The trouble with being a "prolific poster" is that in my experience it's frequently an outward display of emotional turmoil.

I speak from experience when I say that when I've spent "too much time in chatrooms" it's been because I was desperately unhappy with actual life.

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

IAgree I do think a slight tweak to your username will help. You need to nc to IAgreeCompletelyWithBaldy. See? Perfection, non?

Hurhurhur

[Lovelygoldboots]

Write something woman, surely you have had an incident in a car park this week, or fallen out with your mil.

[Lweji]

Start with AIBU threads.
Distribute and YABU at random.

[ParadiseChick]

I can't get my head round the figures. Some people must be paying a hundred times a day!

[ParadiseChick]

Posting. Not paying.

[Bearandcub]

Wait, how did you do the star?

[ParadiseChick]

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[ParadiseChick]

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[twooter]

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[ParsingFancy]

Is this performance art?

A boring searing commentary on the emptiness and tedium of a sleb culture where people dream of being famous for being famous?

I particularly liked the post at Mon 17-Jun-13 01:19:39 where OP expresses how she suffers for her art.

[Fakebook]

Try starting a thread around prime time not the dead of night: that's in the morning after the school run, lunch time and the evening. Things go really quiet at around 5pm when I assume everyone is having their tea.

[LeGavrOrf]

Being on the top ten posters list doesn't mean you are the most prolific though.

You could be on that thread simply by posting a lot on one thread. And if that one thread was a post natal group for instance, you would only be well known to that particular handful of posters.

Does it really matter anyway? A thread like this doesn't make you prolific or well known. Start a thread about having a massive great boil on your neck, or go and find some stray kittens, or have your neighbour ask for some free childcare. THEN you will be well known

[LeGavrOrf]

On that top ten list, that's meant to say.

[IAgreeCompletely]

....and I trust you noticed that I added some French

[IAgreeCompletely]

Oh dear I missed a post out.
I msaid that I can't possibly be prolific and interesting one trick pony me but I will carry on using fancy shapes to add a little je ne sais quoi

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[IAgreeCompletely]

My Mumsnet app is playing up.

My road to prolific'ness is bumpier than I thought it would be.

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