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AIBU?

Or does Tom Jones look like a singing testicle?

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Sheshelob · 15/06/2013 20:10

That.

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hersheys123 · 15/06/2013 20:12

Must be why he's so popular with the ladies, he's a mass of crooning man juice.

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ExitPursuedByABear · 15/06/2013 20:13

I have never seen one so couldn't possibly say.

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Flobbadobs · 15/06/2013 20:13

Oh God, I will never be able to look at him again now..

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Fairylea · 15/06/2013 20:14

I quite like him.

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Wheresmycaffeinedrip · 15/06/2013 20:14

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EarlyInTheMorning · 15/06/2013 20:15

Not seen that many singing testicles so couldn't rightly say

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Sheshelob · 15/06/2013 20:15

Exit

You have not lived. Singing testes are really, like, cool and shit.

Depends what they are singing, though.

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iklboo · 15/06/2013 20:16

Nick Knowles looks like someone has drawn a face on Sid James' scrotum.

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Sheshelob · 15/06/2013 20:16

He is a kind-hearted singing testicle, I'll give him that.

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ExitPursuedByABear · 15/06/2013 20:17

I like Tom. Will is a twat.

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Sheshelob · 15/06/2013 20:18

Ikboo

My other favourite genital heads are:

Greg from Masterchef (hungry teste)

Paul Hogan (sunburnt testicle)

Cerys Matthews (Botox testicle)

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Fairylea · 15/06/2013 20:19

There are topless photos of tom Jones in dm today (sorry to mention the dreaded mail).

I did bring up a little of my breakfast ... but I still like the man.

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Sheshelob · 15/06/2013 20:20

I like Tom, too!

He does look like a bollock, though.

A benevolent bollock!

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TheOrchardKeeper · 15/06/2013 20:20

Will gives me the RAGE

He's so DOPE ey

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LaurieFairyCake · 15/06/2013 20:20

He was fab!

And I still would

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Sheshelob · 15/06/2013 20:21

Fairy - does the rest of his body look like a collection of scrota? Like an octopus, but made of man-bits?

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Sheshelob · 15/06/2013 20:22

Will is RUBBISH.

Ruined Blondie and graffiti for me in one fell swoop.

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Fairylea · 15/06/2013 21:25

:) she - he looks like a big wrinkly scrotum actually. That has been rolled in grey pubes.

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Sheshelob · 15/06/2013 21:32

He does. Lovely, fluffy pubes that no doubt smell like lavender and success.

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Jestrin · 15/06/2013 21:33

Singing testicle

And

Nick Knowles looks like someone has drawn a face on Sid James' scrotum.

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iseenodust · 15/06/2013 21:37

YABVU Tom is AN ICON and you must be wearing wine goggles.

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Sheshelob · 15/06/2013 21:41

An icon. And a permatanned genital.

Those two thing are mutually exclusive.

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Sallystyle · 15/06/2013 22:28

He is hot!!

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ouryve · 15/06/2013 22:30

Singing testicle with weird fake teeth.

Fab voice, though. He can teach some of the other old timers a thing or two, there.

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madmayday · 15/06/2013 22:36

Tom Jones looks like the bastard lovechild of Morgan Freeman and Nelson Mandela.

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