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I have an irrational hatred for.....

589 replies

RightsaidFreud · 11/06/2013 10:08

Lowri bloody turner. I just can't stand her. Her face, her voice, her opinions. Just get off my tv.

Who do you have an irrational or perfectly rational hatred for?

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Estherbelle · 12/06/2013 15:03

Amanda Holden
Abbey Crouch
Lauren Goodger
Courtney Stodden
Justin Bieber
Simon Cowell
Spencer Matthews
All the Loose Women (harridans)

I fantasize about slapping them around the face with kippers..

smashedhen · 12/06/2013 15:08

I hate nearly everyone that has been listed here - but surprised to see that no one has mentioned Phil Collins, Steve - love the show keep up the good work-Wright or that woman with the tiny kitchen in Paris who has loads of cardis - Annabelle something

Eddiethehorse · 12/06/2013 15:15

Nigella Lawson.....grrrrrrrrrrr.........

Sleep404 · 12/06/2013 15:16

David Caruso off CSI Miami - I can't bare the programme thanks to him and his one facial expression for every scenario.

www.starpulse.com/Actors/Caruso,_David/gallery/David-Caruso-cm01/

Badvoc · 12/06/2013 15:19

Oh god.
Yes.
Caruso.
How could I have forgotten him!?

Beeyump · 12/06/2013 15:22

Just remembered - AA Gill!

Onethingatatime · 12/06/2013 15:23

I didn't realise how many people irritate me but can I also add Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum- so smug the pair of 'em

Beeyump · 12/06/2013 15:26

Oh, I rather like Sophie Dahl! (and feeling proud of finally finding someone on this thread that I can say that about...) Her voice is so soothing.

leakyliv · 12/06/2013 15:59

Hairy Bikers... Particularly the Geordie bloke who seems to try a bit too hard. Wish they'd do some biking for a change and piss off.

gaggiagirl · 12/06/2013 16:02

Jim Davison grade A vile twat
Kate garraway devoid of humanity
Tom Cruise
Natasha Kaplinsky shit hair
Tess Daly joy vacuum
Gordon Ramsey a disgrace to man kind

Kneedeepindaisies · 12/06/2013 16:06

YY Natasha Kaplinsky and her incredibly shit hair.

leakyliv · 12/06/2013 16:08

Here here on Davidson. Ramsay! Craggy face shit stain that he is..Bullies his underlings and fawns over his celeb guests.

CelticPixie · 12/06/2013 16:20

Cheryl Cole - You can't polish a turd. That girl will always be the same skank who battered a nightclub toilet attendant to me.

But I really, really dislike Nicholas Witchell who is the BBC's royal correspondent. I can't explain it, he just seems like a massive tosser who fawns over over the royal family in the most sycophantic way. His voice really grates on me.

Chipstick10 · 12/06/2013 16:23

Holly willowtree
Pip schofield
Anthony cotton
Biffa cole
Fiona Philips
Diane Abbott
Ed balls
Yvette cooper
Lorraine kelly
Katherine Jenkins
Simon cowell
Amanda Holden
Jessie j

leakyliv · 12/06/2013 16:24

Celtic you'll be delighted to know there was a lovely dashing of this arse kissing excuse for a man earlier in this thread..

leakyliv · 12/06/2013 16:31

I'd like to biff that horses arse Caitlin Moran with an oversized boxing glove as well. Preferably as she climbs off stage of some shitty literary festival where she's been droning on about her latest shitty, navel-gazey teenage diary and just about to pull her little pixie grin for the cameras.

CelticPixie · 12/06/2013 16:33

Leaky I must have missed that. Obviously the royals have been in the news a lot lately now that Phil the Greek is back in hospital, so it's impossible to avoid him and his fawning, "look everyone isn't the Queen wonderful, she's 87 you know. Isn't she marvellous. Isn't Prince Charles wonderful, he thinks I'm a twat but he's still marvellous" . Wanker.

Philip Schofield. He is a massive twat as well. If his ego gets any bigger his head will explode. Arrogant smug wanker.

leakyliv · 12/06/2013 16:38

Couldn't agree more Celtic. I ask you, what kind of a job for a man is that anyway? Royal arse kissers like him make me vomit and ashamed to be British.

leakyliv · 12/06/2013 16:39

Nicholas Smithers Witchell

WilsonFrickett · 12/06/2013 16:50

OMG I forgot about Slipperus Witchell. Massive twat. Actually, tiny tiny twat, he's one of the smallest men I've ever seen in RL. Like a little, teeny tiny poisonous fawning sexist dwarf. Awful creature.

EleanorFarjeon · 12/06/2013 16:51

Arf at Smithers Witchell.

Caitlin Moran looks, to me, as if she smells.

redfairy · 12/06/2013 16:52

There are certain men that immediately make me think they have skiddy underpants. Phil Jupitus is one of them.

MeSoFunny · 12/06/2013 16:55

Helen Arsing Mirren.

Kernowgal · 12/06/2013 17:12

Urgh Sadie Frost. A talent vacuum if ever there was one. She ran a red light in Camden in her cuntmobile and nearly flattened me. Famous for having shagged some famous people. Yeah well done love, now fuck off.

It really grates that I like FrostFrench's Floozie range in Debenhams so much.

Richard Madeley has a very punchable face.