To be thoroughly grossed out by the frozen slug I found in my...

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...Petit pois [Barf].
Still made the family eat the peas though.
Waste not, want not and all that

Are you sure it wasn't a small (brown) frozen pea pod ?

Errrr

I found a live slug in my curry once.

Nope, def a slug. Too grossed out to complete a full post mortem, but I did give it a very close inspection, ie until I realised what it was. Then I couldn't get rid of it fast enough.

I am never eating curry again.

I haven't eaten an Indian take away since and that was years ago.

I thought it was a shroom so pushed it to one side. The now ex went to stab it as he loves shrooms and I saw it move and the stick things came out of its head!

I shouted er no its a slug! Wish I'd have let him eat it. I released it into the wild

Urgh.

DD2 was learning rounders recently, or something like that. They were learning about long distance throwing and also about throwing the ball to the other person to pass the ball, instead of running. One partner would throw the ball far, the second would run after it, pick it up, and throw it to third who was half way. Or something.

It came to her turn. She ran after the ball, picked it up and threw it. Noticed gunk on hands and realised it was squashed slug.

I nearly heaved when she told me

Eww. I found a caterpillar in some broccoli once. Put me off for years.

I stood on a slug in the garden today WITH MY BARE FEET. Boke .

Check out the wee bastard on my profile. He survived Tescos fridges and packaging and my fridge too, to pop out my iceberg when making dinner.

Tesco, demanded super slug was put in an envelope and sent to them - my local Tesco and I thought them horrible, and released it to roam free.

I also once mistook a slug for a piece of mushroom. We had a damp problem in the kitchen. I found it in the kitchen sink plughole and pulled it out with my bare hands. Then realised it wasn't mushroom.

HoneyDragon, that's disgusting. It's gigantic. If you sent it in an envelope, it might get squashed by all the other letters and Tesco would open up an envelope filled with slug guts.

At least it was still whole. I hope!

Honey couldn't you have sent it by 'snail mail'?

Yeh, what's worse than finding a live slug in your curry?

Lifted a forkful of salad up to my mush once in vair posh restaurant to spot a caterpillar doing the lambada.

Eurgh. Particularly curried slug.

A friend of a friend found a live frog in her living salad.... He was set freeeeee also.