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To not find this in the least bit sexy or attractive

39 replies

Chewmebush · 07/06/2013 21:21

Sat down this morning to eat my crumpets. DH comes in wearing just his boxers. He bent down to put something back in the fridge and I saw a nice skidder in the back if his undies. AIBU to think that this isn't attractive or sexy.Its not the first time I've noticed this marmite residue either...

OP posts:
RevoltingPeasant · 07/06/2013 23:02

K8M .... Do you?

SirBoobAlot · 07/06/2013 23:12

I would be informing him to do his own washing. And insisting he showers before sex.

MangoJuiceAddict · 07/06/2013 23:15

A hairy arse crack is completley normal, my DH is probably the hairiest person on this planet, but skidmarks are totally NOT acceptable! That's gross. I really don't have any advice but i understand why you don't find this sexy, I probably wouldn't have sex with him until he has mastered the basic skill of arse wiping (which most people master at around 6 years old).

KatOD · 07/06/2013 23:25

Grim... Really grim... Surely a grown man can wipe his arse properly. Is this a recurrent issue? If so, maybe offer to make him a medical appointment to help with his I diagnosed dysentery?

Ps: littlepeas... Think your husband reads too much Viz

KatOD · 07/06/2013 23:25

*undiagnosed

superbadspeller · 07/06/2013 23:29

Uch df is awful for this Blush i find it repulsive and do tell him especially when i've had to chuck out shorts in the past because of it clorty bastards not wiping right. How df made it to his 30's without learning to do it right is beyond me - he's a rubbish willy washer too he always misses bits.

is wondering wtf she is doing with the uks grossest man

superbadspeller · 07/06/2013 23:31

To make things worse we have baby wipes in the loo - BABY WIPES! they are wet and made for wiping bums!

weeps

LoveBeingUpAt4InTheMorning · 07/06/2013 23:31

Was about to suggest you were the poo troll but double checked your history first and you are a real poster so sorry about that.

Ps boak

snooter · 07/06/2013 23:35

Yuck was he wearing yesterday's pants?

SugarandSpice126 · 07/06/2013 23:36

OP....I was EATING!!

AmyFarrahFowlerCooper · 08/06/2013 00:04

Thank you all for putting me off men for life! Grin

raisah · 08/06/2013 03:45

tell him what you saw so he doesnt experience similar outside and start stocking wet wipes alongside normal loo roll. I dont understand why more people dont use them tbh.

HoveringKestrel · 08/06/2013 03:54

YOU ARE BEING UNREASONABLE. Imagine you came down one morning and he was disgusted with something you were wearing in the morning and not aware it had faulted in the night.

I do agree with wet wipes though. Itchy bums are no excuse.

K8Middleton · 08/06/2013 09:05

No never RevoltingPeasant. But it's nice to know that should the need ever arise one could Wink

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