I know.
"It's quicker on a wife licker."
I nearly died laughing.
I am going straight to hell. 
I showed it to my husband. He watched the video and I said "well?" and he gave me a very baffled look and said "what?". I said "the NAME..." he stared at the screen and then at me and said "what about it?"
So I said "say it out loud."
And he did, and realised and then asked me if I'd seen it on mumsnet. 