To think he should put his fucking legs together?

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I'm going to be on this rammed sweaty train for another 2hrs.

I'm not going to be able to pick up my kids until midnight.

And I'm sat next to a selfish leaning sprawler biting his bastard nails.

IANBU to think he should put his damn legs together??

Caveat ! Its not his fault I'm late, but my hatred had narrowed down and pinpoints on him now!

You should do what I did once, on a very packed train to Milton Keynes. I asked the man, very politely, if he could put his legs a little closer together, and he said no, he needed the room. So I said, very loudly "For God's sake - no-one has a cock that size."

There was loud guffawing in the carriage - he got out at Watford Junction and got into the next carriage.

mrsSchadenfreude - that's ace!

arf thats genius.

I retaliate by sitting with my legs up against the offender's leg and placing my handbag on my legs, theoretically in my space but actually kind of touching onto their leg. No man of this type will willingly sit with a handbag on his knee so they retreat as if from kryptonite. This is the power of the handbag.

do you have any perfume and can you get it without giving up any ground?

MrsSchadenfreude thats hilarious
I am so going to use that the next time I get stuck sitting beside one of these Prince Pumpkinballs

Have you tried asking him to stop encroaching on your personal space?