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To be slightly obsessed by the blackheads on MILs face?!

55 replies

phantomhairpuller · 01/06/2013 08:37

There's about 10 of them in total by the top of her cheekbones and on side of her face by her eyes.

They've always been there but I'm sure I'm getting more fixated by them every time I see her!

She has regular facials where I'm assuming the lucky mare of a beautician gets to squeeze the little beauties as they're always (temporarily) gone after a treatment Hmm

I desperately want to get my paws on them but I'm really not sure she's appreciate it Wink

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CerealMom · 01/06/2013 19:23

No spots here but dFIL has hairs on his nose, not inside hanging down but on. He knows their there because they get trimmed. So then he's left with corse stubble. I sooooo want to tweezer them out.

HeffalumpTheFlump · 01/06/2013 19:28

Lastdaughter - I have used every trick in the book down to complete bribery to get DH to let me do it. Anything from 'if you love me you would let me squeeze it' to 'ill give you a blowjob if you let me'!! Teeth itching is a good description!!

CruCru · 01/06/2013 19:28

Did you see the video with all the blackheads coming out of that man's nose? That was beautiful.

KitNCaboodle · 01/06/2013 19:44

I love squeezing spots and I too get irate if DH won't let me near his.
I did my grandad's for him years ago. They were on his cheeks and nose and had been there years.

BunnyLebowski · 01/06/2013 19:48
of that video for all you fellow deviants Grin
bamboostalks · 01/06/2013 19:53

OMG! That video. My eyes, my eyes. Those images will never be erased.

thenightsky · 01/06/2013 19:55

Is it too late to as MN towers to add a KLAXON ALERT to the thread title. I nearly bloody missed it in active convos Angry

bunny... lovely video there, made my evening!

HoHoHoNoYouDont · 01/06/2013 19:58

Oh you bunch of dirty mares, you're disgusting Grin. I think I'm going to honk.

starfishmummy · 01/06/2013 19:59

My Dad was bald and had lots of clogged pores on his head - probably not helped by an application of grease brylcreem every day. He used to let me squeeze them! He also had a big refilling blacked in one ear which I used to squeeze with matchssticks
Aaaah.
Rip Dad!!!!!

HoHoHoNoYouDont · 01/06/2013 20:01

Oh good lord, I've just watched the first few seconds of Bunny's video.

I was supposed to be having a cheesy pizza later. I feel faint Grin

WafflyVersatile · 01/06/2013 20:02

It's been a long time since the day I was sat behind someone with a mahoosive one on the back of his neck but I still remember sitting there biting back temptation.

phantomnamechanger · 01/06/2013 20:02
BunnyLebowski · 01/06/2013 20:04

Grin at cheesy pizza!!

I can't quite articulate why I love sporn so much. I'm loathe to compare it to a sexual kinda feeling..... buuuuuut...................

Grin
wonderingsoul · 01/06/2013 20:14

oh my days.. thats vile and have also spent 10 mintues veiwing ear wax removal ...

youtube ius a scary place at times... and doesnt take to many jumps to get there....

phantomhairpuller · 01/06/2013 21:28

Just tried to show DH some of the videos on YouTube. He called me a disgusting freak ConfusedBlush

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Steffanoid · 01/06/2013 21:40

I have to use a lot of persuasion to get dp to let me do his blackheads, my dmum has some good ones but won't.let me anywhere near them
I need blackheads in my life!

Purplehonesty · 01/06/2013 21:53

Oh my god. I love a bit of sporn but jeez that video was awful! Shuddddddddderrrrrrrr

neverlookback · 01/06/2013 22:15

Haha I luuurve squeezing spots! Just watched that link and my do thought I was watching porn!!!!

Not sure I could squeeze a strangers tho!

fatedtopretend · 01/06/2013 22:18

Favourite thread ever.

My man friend has acne and gets some awesome black and white heads that I get to play with, it usually ends in sex. Serious squeezy foreplay Smile

valiumredhead · 01/06/2013 22:24

I think it could be a good bonding experience between the two of you Grin

Devora · 01/06/2013 22:30

Shock Shock Shock

Words fail me. You lot are like a community. Of perverts.

fatedtopretend, you are one sick puppy.

thenightsky · 01/06/2013 22:31

Devora we ARE a community! Grin

fatedtopretend · 01/06/2013 22:41

Thanks devora Grin

HeffalumpTheFlump · 01/06/2013 22:45

Fated - I am a huge sporner... But the words squeezy foreplay made me feel a bit sick..

CruCru · 01/06/2013 22:53

Tweezerman make one of those things for sorting out blackheads. £8 from Amazon. So going in my basket.