OK, not the second part, that is just my tired, addled brain creating reasons to get them banned.
DD (2) two days in a row was woken at the very beginning of her nap by religious types at the door. The same ones two days in a row. Regardless of the fact that they were politely told we weren't interested the first day. Now, DD won't nap. DH wasn't so polite the second day and they haven't been back. These are the same ones who keep talking after I have shut the door in the past and also insist on knocking and ringing the bell.
AIBU to think that if there is a heaven and if there is a gatekeeper I believe neither that people who wake sleeping children after having been told will be refused and redirected to a special kind of hell. One where they have the migraine I had yesterday and a grumpy toddler who screams, "NO NAP" at them repeatedly.