to want to kidnap Benedict Cumberbatch and keep him in my basement?

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I'd make it nice. I'm sure he's tired of all that hollywood stuff now and would love to ravish me on a daily basis. best not tell DP though.

He was interviewed in a sunday supplement last week. His Mum said she wanted the interviewer to find him a nice girlfriend. How adorable is that? You can add 'he loves his mum and dad a lot and has a naice family' to the list of attributes. He's just way too perfect.

Sorry ladies he is currently in my 'Man House' along with his friends Nathan Fillion, James Martin, Jensen Ackles and about 30 others. Ladies...if you're going to fantasize do it properly

God, please don't let James Martin touch Benedict, lest some of his boorish, fat bloke-ness rubs off on him. :(

I don't fancy Benny but I do think he's a brilliant actor, very intelligent and seems good fun.

He's the kind of guy you'd think 'ewwww no thanks' but then you'd meet him and think 'hmmmm, maybe'.

He was lovely on Graham Nortn's show last week. His fans are totally NUTS though.

As for James Martin.......good God, NO.

Thingymajigs (and others) - you should join us over on the Benedict Cumberbatch Appreciation Society threads, where you will a)find many lovely links and b) us, drooling.

See, I don't get why he's so attractive.

He's freaky.

here

I've spent the afternoon watching him, and nope- not attractive to me.

Thanks holmes. I've bookmarked so I can take a better look when DP isn't looking over my shoulder.

I think a basement isn't quite good enough for him. I'd have to at least build him a tower with lots of windows to let in the sunlight and make it easier to stare at his gorgeous face.

I'd love for you to put Bendyback Cumberdick in your basement. I wouldn't have to look at the ugly git when I go and watch Star Trek then!

Oooh no don't soil this thread with James Martin. Yuck!

Saggy - naughty girl! Ugly? Ugly? He is beautiful and I could imagine him to me particularly good in bed.

Said too much?

He's a pasty boggle eyed git!

I am going to smack your bot, Saggy!

Rather you than Benedict Cumberbatch!

Only if 'pasty' = luminous porcelain skin
and 'boggle eyed' = ethereal orbs of genius

Rose-tinted glasses firmly on I think he's purrrrrrfect!

Punkatheart, if you need any assistance of that particular fantasy, there's a lovely video over at YouTube that features more than enough fodder...

Personally, I am particularly fond of the CumberSock.

Errrrr no you can keep him anytime. Really not my type

I'll see your Benedict Cumberbatch and raise you Tom Hiddleston

Too late, Thomas is currently tied to my bed wearing Loki's horned helmet and precious little else

• wearing Loki's horned helmet and precious little else

Damn mumsnet's inability to be edited, now you can all see my perversions

He looks like the sloth in Iceland ewwwwwe

Meant Ice age

There perfect likeness

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