To wonder - in the light of a previous thread on here - whether Graham Norton has had spunk in his left eye?

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His left eye specifically?

I have never had spunk in the eye either as I don't go in for that kind of malarky with DH but I had an 'interesting' dream last night where a certain fabulous Welsh rugby player got his own spunk in his eye.

Now that's weird.

Mary, instead of looking at it that people were joking about ANYONE who gets spunk in their eye gets 'red eye', you chose to get offended by a perceived slight on a gay man.

Tell you what, I have had a LOT of wine and have just triedto read this thread out loud to DH who is slack jawed with disbelief.
CRYING with luaghter. It's sooo funny

I noticed his superb red-eye and spunk never entered my mind TBH! Bit disappointed as I generally pride myself on having a mind lower than any man-made gutter can reach. In my defense though, I recently had a nasty eye injury so sympathy might have clouded my otherwise-filthy judgement.

I thought it was a pretty good episode, though felt a little sorry for Ed Byrne. All that sitting still and quiet just to show off a hernia scar. Poor bugger.

He's just said 'Well, it can't be pleasant can it'

Oh yes re Ed.
Smacked of desparation, sadly.

desperation

He could name his next tour "Desperation and Compost Bins" and make a few bob from it all!

Lorilee, crikey, now who's getting offended?

As I say, I wasn't there for the original joke / thread. Yes, it seemed a bit odd to me. Now please get over it?

Am more offended that you got my name wrong .

I should not have read this thread at the same time as I unleashed my ADHD "Hear ALL The Songs!" tendencies upon YouTube. Suddenly Aerosmith's 'I don't want to miss a thing' has a different meaning.

#I don't wanna close my eyes...#

Well, I suggest you fucking do.

Arf @ Chasing
I do that when I'm nervous.
Like when I was there when DH was having his vasectomy and tried to distract him by suggesting songs for an appropriate mix tape to be played in the surgery....
Rod Stewart's 'The first Cut is the Deepest' anyone?

We ROARED. Tho DH roared whilst keeping VERY still, obviously.

Dance That is possibly the greatest story of vasectomies and true love I have ever heard.

To be fair, the doctor thought we were nuts
And not really true love sadly but that's a WHOLE other story.

But we did hold each other's hands through tough labours and the vasectomy.
And there were good times.
Too much wine now.
Nighty night

Then I amend the title in my head to "The Greatest Story of Painful Labour and Vasectomy Ever Told: The Musical"

Sleep well

Nope, it really does buuuuurn. I thought my eyeball was on fire!

Ooh I noticed his sore eye weeks ago! It must be something that flares up every so often..

Yes, it hurts, it really really hurts.

On the other hand he could have been constipated and just burst a blood vessel by straining too hard on the loo
And that ladies, is my very first mn post

Welcome Liquorice you're going to fit right in

Ah gee thanks Lets