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[Onesleeptillwembley]

As the title says

Happy birthday.

I'm doing active ignoring

YabVVVVU!!!

5318008, I like how going for a poo triggers your thoughts on what to have for supper. Sausages tonight?

Hopefully not soup anyway.

hahahah at sausages for tea

proper lolling at that, I am

Can't sodding resist, can you!

My aim in life is now to keep the thread alive. It will go on forever. A longer forever than a thread about badly parked transsexual cyclists who just want cash for their wedding.

On the subject of pooing and dinner plans. When the dog does a shit on our walks I always go through the following thought process.

Oop, dog's having a shit.
Don't think about food, DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD.
Don't think...
I'm hungry, can't wait till dinner.
Bugger.

Then when I'm eating dinner, I'm tormented by mental images of a winking dog anus and a slowly mounting coil of shit.

thanks Jesus...

"Coil Of Shit" is a great name for a band!

Jesus

Thankyou for that mental image.

Jesus that is disgusting

I watched my dog doing a shit today, it's weird.

Oh

Yabvvvvvvvvvu clearly you're going to start a thread in AIBU

Badgers was it a cumberland sausage sandwich?

it wasn't, thank god. Bloody hell i won't be able to eat a sausage for a week now...

Of course we can't resist.

Bum

p.