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AIBU?

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Original poster

To be sitting here with my orange dress tucked in my knickers eating a cheese toastie cos I damn well feel like it?

32 replies

josine32 · 09/05/2013 01:05

Orange dress is just me being patriotic as I'm Dutch. DH said it was * disgusting then stormed off to bed. There was me thinking married life (got hitched 2 weeks ago) and me waiting for my passport/ID card etc to be changed as have changed surname too would be a walk in the park but no...so ladies, AIBU or not? Blush

OP posts:
Nagoo · 09/05/2013 01:10

Erm.....

which part is unreasonable?

Orange?

Knickers?

Toastie?

I think 'disgusting' is a bit strong....

Have you just farted?

somedayma · 09/05/2013 01:13

what?

Original poster
josine32 · 09/05/2013 01:13

No I haven't, just sitting here. I meant DH comment sorry. Mind not engaging with brain.

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Monty27 · 09/05/2013 01:18

Do you love him? What was the marriage about? Sounds a bit weird.

I don't know if YBU or not, being as, you may not be wearing an orange dress, and is it tucked in your knickers, are you really eating a cheese toastie or using some addtional euphasims ? Confused

It's your Dutch sense of humour isn't it? Grin

I lurve Dutch humour Grin

Bearandcub · 09/05/2013 01:18

Nope you're at home, not a show home. Does he never wander around in his pants? He is BVU and daft.

Nagoo · 09/05/2013 01:19

What is disgusting then, in his opinion?

Original poster
josine32 · 09/05/2013 01:23

Maybe it's Dutch courage Wink No, I am literally sat here with my orange dress tucked in my knickers, minus cheese toastie now but eating packet of crisps. I do need the loo a lot at the moment I must say but DH comment did leave me literally flabbergasted I must say...Blush He always walks round in his pants and the first time something like this happens to me he comes out with that. I'm not a happy bunny!

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Nagoo · 09/05/2013 01:24

The dress tucked in the knickers is disgusting.

Check the state of your pants, you know, for damage, or, erm, stains.

Nagoo · 09/05/2013 01:25

Did you not make him a toastie?

Original poster
josine32 · 09/05/2013 01:27

Yes Nagoo, that's the thing! I did :)

OP posts:
Monty27 · 09/05/2013 01:28

Ewwww!

LayMizzRarb · 09/05/2013 22:47

Hup Holland !

Boomba · 09/05/2013 22:50

what, tucked in the legs of your pants, alla ready to do a hand-stand? or tucked into the waistband of your pants?

why is it tucked in at all?

did you not ever do tucking in, before you are married? maybe he feels the relationship is built on falsities?

AnyFucker · 09/05/2013 22:50

I think I just had a sense of humour failure

trashcanjunkie · 09/05/2013 22:51

can I ask why you have your orange dress tucked in your pants. Does this have any bearing on the cheese toastie?

andubelievedthat · 09/05/2013 23:03

In a survey the Dutch were voted /found to be the most "chilled" peeps in Europe ! I say "go girl go !(divorce your fella thou !)

PuddingsAndPies · 09/05/2013 23:09

Is Sharon there too?

TigerSwallowTail · 09/05/2013 23:11

Why have you got your dress tucked into your pants?

kilmuir · 09/05/2013 23:13

very unreasonable if there is no brown sauce to dip toastie in

everlong · 09/05/2013 23:13

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AnyFucker · 09/05/2013 23:16

was there a wasp ?

trashcanjunkie · 10/05/2013 11:04

is tucking dress into pants a cure for wasps?

trashcanjunkie · 10/05/2013 11:06

was your dress tucking deliberate...... I NEED TO KNOW???Grin

TheBigJessie · 10/05/2013 11:12

How do you tuck the entire skirt of a dress into knickers? Wouldn't there be an over-flow of fabric?

Also, what is the point of it? Other than handstands, obviously?

WilsonFrickett · 10/05/2013 11:14

But doesn't he realise you're being modest?

::goes to practice hand stands::

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