to ask the MNers who say "methinks" to desist?

[MardyBra]

It makes you sound prattish. Just saying.

Oh, I like that link, BIWI.

Forsooth, verily, thou art a ruttish elf-skinned maggot-pie, methinks.

[converted]

Only joking.

That list is brilliant. I can't wait for dh to get home to try some of those out.

Back of the net!
(Channels Alan Partridge)
(Remembers that DH says this and a little part of my soul dies, every time)

D'you reckon MNHQ would recognise any of those as Personal Attacks?!

Are you going to report me then BIWI?

Methinks I would like to point out to all you fair ladies (and any gents who mought be among you) that there is only one letter's difference between 'twas' and 'twat'.

Oooh no!

And MNHQ are a most erudite assembly of wise women who will arrive at their judgement in the fullness of time. Verily and forsooth.

... thou villainous tardy-gaited strumpet

And thou art a lumpish unchin-snouted foot-licker.

It's done

Tis funny, cos actually, have only started to do this kinda thing since I started MNing a hundred years ago
Things I say in type (email or online) now, I would NEVER have done before MN, innit.

Tee you cant just kick me out! That's like totes uncool

Olivia, she's calling me names.

Why do I always post things like that seconds before someone from HQ appears?

You've killed it MadBusLady.

I'll go away and think about what I've done.

Get thee to the naughty step

@MadBusLady

I'll go away and think about what I've done.

Well, quite

The 't'is'-ers can do one as well. This isn't Blackadder.

Oh my! Madbus was deleted! Wtf?

And will be again, Salbertina, I should think.