to love farting

[maddening]

Post op on codeine - totally constipated and unable to "push" due to surgery - god it feels so good to fart.

Now we're grown up and responsible parents we have to defer the ultimate farting hilarity until the children are safely in bed.

It really wouldn't do for them to tell their teachers the Mummy and Daddy sometimes light their farts.

Dp says i fart all the time - i wish i did! I only seem to fart when dp is around tho i can be silent all day, he'll walk in and pffffft my bum goes it's a wee warning to him to stop trying to bum me heh heh

Duck farts (or quack farts) tend to be more prevalent in the morning. I love a good old arse rumble. Best when you're sitting on the floor and it vibrates through the floorboards.

And can there be any greater pleasure than farting in the bath?

DP can hear me two floors away, apparently

Ohh farts in the bath if laying back it tickles ya fanny

my friend is the most glamorous yummy mummy imaginable. perfect blonde hair, flat tummy (after 3 kids), rich husband, totally together and poised at all times.

if anyone farts in her presence, or if she farts herself, she immediately turns into an 8 year old. she finds it the most brilliant hilarious thing ever. I've seen her lie on the floor (totally sober) lift her legs in the air and let rip and then not be able to get up because she's laughing so much

maddening I love you for starting this thread. There is no finer pleasure than letting rip. The louder the better. DH and I do 'fart duets' sometimes. It's beautiful. However my favourite fart of all time was after an endoscopy (during which they inflate your stomach with air). The ensuing trump must have lasted a full minute. Much hilarity.

I love farting at work... I normally go for a wander around some colleagues desk etc

I love picking my nose in the car...it's addictive :)

I had egg and spinach for lunch.

Tasty, with loud and pungent after-effects :o

My favourite work based fart trick requires three people in a lift.

Wait until the first person of the three gets out and then release a 'silent but violent' fart.

As the aroma wafts around the lift look in the direction of the person who has just left the lift and roll your eyes, sigh and shake your head.

Before too long that person will have a reputation as a malicious lift farter.

my friend at my last place had a reputation as a malicious farter - but she did it next to people's desks and ran off afterwards - it did her no favours :)

have been pondering on the subject - farting when you really have to is pretty euphoric as sensations go but the humour aspect as well does really put the icing on the cake - so have decided ianbu farting is fab :)

The best ones are when you are sitting on a hard chair. They really rumble then! I did one a while ago and one year old DD looked at me like !

Yes I remember post c section on the maternity ward, but my problem was constipation the codeine hadn't helped it took me days to manage to go. When I finally did it was such a relief. I went back to my bed and said to DH 'the eagle has finally landed'!