to state there is a right and wrong way to cut a sandwich?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Pole to ploe is incorrect.

Around the equator is the One True Way.

Any deviation from this means you are a Sarnie Deviant.

Oh, triangles are acceptable. Mmmkay?

AIBU?

Yes, but even accounting for the typos everlong, what does she mean?

You can't go siccing on a food therad, Mards, that;s unbecoming.

Obvis I prefer triangles - less crust - but if you have to give me a rectangular sarnie it has to be bisected through the equator, or I wll your arse.

And, no, I am not expalining, MardyBra, I am too humphy.

And, you, you were PROPERISED then.

I think Chaos has her uncut sandwich, first cuts north to south and then cuts east to west.
Or something like that?

Is Chaos drunk?

^^

What everlong said.

Poor Mardy, Chaos won't expaline her!

I assume the top of the loaf is the North Pole and the bottom is the South Pole. doinmummy cuts pole to pole and hazeyjane cuts along the equator.

Chaos. In your OP, you said around the equator, which suggests you go around the middle of the sandwich in a circular motion.

Rectangles are common. (according to my mother)
It has to be triangles

I am a bit of an idiot tonight, I sort of forgot that there is a crust all the way round .

However I meant the top crust, never cut through the top crust.

I am devastated Dawndonna

FGS how hard can it be? Pole to pole obviously means North to South (i.e. top to bottom), round the equator means across the middle (so you get one top sandwich and one bottom sandwich. Crikey, even Norman knows that, and he is a useless plastic tweedle!

Btw, I think equator-wise for sandwiches, and I never cut the crusts off, you lose a lot of the sandwich!

Btw Chaos 173 plays 93. Just saying.

I can imagine, Mardy what with it being a Friday, too!

Yes, I would think my way (or The Right Way, as it should be called) would be round the equator.

But if the equator is the middle, it doesn't matter which way you cut - it could be vertical or horizontal and it would still cut the sandwich in half.

I think I'm finally getting it following SoMuch's explanation.

But the top crust is rounded, Mardy. So it is different.

Yay!

Well it depends what bread you're using Doctrine. Sometimes it's square - like the plastic bread DS loves. And the South Pole is never rounded.

Fuck knows why I'm arguing about this when it's Friday night and I haven't cracked into the gin yet.

We get square bread (from a proper bakers though, but I always buy a square loaf (or tin I think it's supposed to be called... )