to be really grumpy today
likesnowflakesinanocean · 25/04/2013 14:19
I had an operation yesterday so haven't eaten since Tuesday at 10pm, my mouth is really sore. my lovely family have all bought food is all soft yoghurts, semolina, ice cream but I'm sooo hungry just craving some real food not treats but I can't eat it .I have had about 5 hours sleep over 2 days but can't seem to settle and I'm boiling. please someone cheer me up or tell Me something fun :)
thefirstmrsrochester · 25/04/2013 14:41
saw this on mn a few weeks ago and still am tittering away.
Two cows standing in a field.
Once cow says to the other "What do you make of this mad cow disease then?"
The other cow replies "Don't ask me mate, I'm a helicopter".
hope you feel better soon.
NinaHeart · 25/04/2013 15:00
Are you me? I had surgery on Tuesday too and can't have anything but soft food for a week. Am already fed up with yougurt and soup. Although yesterday I did manage some Phish Food ice cream (wellmelted) and that was very good.
"I went to buy some camouflage trousers yseterday but I couldn't find any"
landofsoapandglory · 25/04/2013 15:07
I had a procedure yesterday too. It has left me with a completely numb leg. DH is meant to be looking after me, he has made himself breakfast and lunch. I have had a cup of tea and a glass of lucozade! When I dared to mention it,he went off on an almighty rage. Thank heavens for DS1 who has made me tea and toast since he got home from college.
I am bored and pissed off with a massive headache!
Feel better soon.
MissSG · 25/04/2013 15:13
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... She in the upper bunk and he in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the woman leaned down and gently woke the man saying, 'Sir, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' he replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Ooooh, ok!' she exclaimed.
'Good,' he replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.'
Hope you feel better soon
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