to think that as I'm 38 wks pg, I deserve a bit of consideration?

[Sparklyboots]

DP, colleagues, 'friends' and family continue to do frankly inconsiderate stuff all fucking day. Many of them breathe audibly. I am subject to people chewing their fucking food, making casual conversation and even commenting on the size and shape of my bump, as if it's a massive fucking surprise that I might look heavily pregnant at this stage. Not one of them seems able to reconcile my condition, of which they are patently aware, with their endlessly inconsiderate existence. WIBU to emigrate?

Ha ha. Made me laugh. I feel exactly the same only I have 7 weeks to go!

If I hear are you sure it's not twins once more I'm going to stab someone..

I'd emigrate if i were you.

Bastards.

I feel like that most days. And I'm not even pregnant.

Why don't you make everybody else emigrate? I'm considering doing that.

When i was pregnant, everyfucker at work had a pop at me or snide comment to make, got right fucked off with some snotty BAA bint, as if i didnt look pregnant, wanted me to walk all the way down to the baggage area, rather than get the lift, what a bitch.

Kill them all.

Ugh, the breathing! And the chewing! And small talk! And the existing! They are all inconsiderate! I really feel for you. We need to get them to emigrate.

Leave the bastards

Oh and when 8 months pregnant, massive and achy, my best friend told me that Snape dies, grrrrrrr....5 years later and she still aint allowed to forget, how very dear she, bitch.

I came on to say leave the bastards, but HoHo beat me to it.

Fucking Arsewipes. Hope you gave them hell.

Snape dies ?

Whoops!!!!!

YANBU. Kill them all and then emigrate. Or you could wait till you're over 40 weeks. You're allowed to kill them and steal their kittens, sweets and warm jumpers then.

Tell me about it.. I am only 21 weeks and so sick of the chat .. ooooh... is the weight going on all over.. your boobs are big.. just because your pregnant doesn't mean everyone has license to comment..grrrrrrrr

this thread bought a massive smile to my face

thank you OP!

Pregnancy isn't an illness and you're not entitled to special treatment.

Ok sorry, just joking YANBU, emigrate. I hate noisy eaters at the best of times...

The day before I had DD I got really fucking angry at an ambulance for daring to go past with the sirens on.

arrf

YANBU. Fuck them.

I felt the exact same way at 38 weeks pg.
DS is 5yo next week and I still feel the same. Heightened irritation plus guilt, the double whammy of motherhood.

I finished work at 37 weeks. In the week before every single colleague took the time to tell me that I had "that proper pregnant waddle now". Hibernate, it's the only way to avoid killing someone.

yanbu and it's even worse 2 weeks overdue huh!

that was supposed to be a HTH not a freaky huh. Which is what an acquaintance of mine oddly does many times every conversation

See this is why I love MN - the sense of perspective it brings. Here was me considering emigration, when all along I've been conditioned by the 9 months of this shit to accept it as 'normal' . THEY should be emigrating, not me. DS, 2.3 can stay because he so eloquently expresses my own inner feelings (mainly, "nooooooooooo!"). The rest have had it.

YANBU

Some people.... I mean breathing? How dare they!

I was enormous with DS2, and everything infuriated me.

You will be fine :)

and congratulations by the way.