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to want to look like Megan Fox?

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MeVsMadonnaVsElvis · 21/04/2013 15:19

Sad

And be as skinny.

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LaQueen · 23/04/2013 09:44

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TheRealFellatio · 23/04/2013 09:52

OMG LaQueen! You are secretly Samantha Brick aren't you? How did I not realise this before? Grin

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scottishmummy · 23/04/2013 19:34

No one has ever assumed I'm a bit thick nor is there a Tah-dah reveal of ability
nothing in my demeanor,behaviour or appearance would lead one to assumption I'm thick
Why do folk assume you're thick queen? are you ditzy?

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scottishmummy · 23/04/2013 20:00

I know!iwas wondering if yiu had anthea turner moments all fluff and fold

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CheerfulYank · 23/04/2013 20:46

People often assume I'm thick (though not as much now as when I was v blonde and thin) because my cheerfulness is often seen as ditziness.

More fool them as I'm positively radiant with cleverness. :o

hairtearing · 23/04/2013 22:00

She has a beautiful face, I'd give organs to look like her NM limbs.

hairtearing · 23/04/2013 22:14

I think tbh as much as pretty people protest, being attractive is generally a very easy ride for both sexes, as we live in a world consumed by superficial values,

As another poster said I wonder ,
had I ever been pretty my life would have been hugely different, you're generally treat with scorn and vitriol simply for breathing and having the audacity to be ugly in their vicinity. I think 'ugly women' have poor relationships with mothers too in general, often their mothers have a hard time dealing with having made 'an ugly child'. more so girls.

So shut yer' whinin!

scottishmummy · 23/04/2013 22:22

Utter frasier crane box set psychodribble,tortured mums angst at making ugly wean
I hope you cut paste that opinion,rather than pondering it as if fact

hairtearing · 23/04/2013 22:27

Its true in some cases, even just reading stuff off here some mothers are pretty mean and fathers.

scottishmummy · 23/04/2013 22:39

sOme mothers are mean? and? should women only talk of cakes,puppies and pot pourri?

CheerfulYank · 23/04/2013 22:41

I love cake and puppies. :o

Do any mothers actually think their children are ugly, though?

hairtearing · 23/04/2013 22:41

What is wrong with you? do you need to be so rude?
,I am simply stating things I and other people have experienced, its not wrong its just different ,

scottishmummy · 23/04/2013 22:46

Yikes you're touchy.opine away but do expect to be challenged.it's not a given
some Mothers are pretty mean- your assertion,which I rightly picked up on
That's how mn work,we post,other folk opine and not necessarily to concur

hairtearing · 23/04/2013 22:48

But some are? its a fact I'm not wrong.

hairtearing · 23/04/2013 22:48

I don't expect people to agree just be capable of disagreeing without being rude.

scottishmummy · 23/04/2013 22:50

And your point is what?you see, pretty nasty, well it's subjective
Pretty nasty to you may not cut it with others. It is all opinion
I not think opining on surgically enhanced actress of limited range is mean

Plathism · 23/04/2013 22:51

I'm stealing 'Frasier Crane box set psychodribble' scottishmummy Grin

AprilAndFrank · 23/04/2013 22:54

Yeah but most mothers genuinely think their children are the most beautiful people ever. I do have a chuckle when I read certain posts on here.

Such as my 12 year old is stunning and so into high fashion and has even walked in some fashion shows. Which basically translates as - they love Topshop and have walked in a college/school fashion show.

Hardly they are hired by Elite Model Management and walking for Vasace in Paris during Fashion Week.

scottishmummy · 23/04/2013 22:54

Do use liberally,i get even more animated about woo hoo,homeopathy and alternative therapy

AprilAndFrank · 23/04/2013 22:58

I not think opining on surgically enhanced actress of limited range is mean

She has more than a limited range to be fair ... have you seen her in any other film besides Transformers?

AngelinaJoliesBeard · 23/04/2013 23:06

I think Megan Fox is lurvely. She was very pretty in Jennifer's Body. I'm not too sure about what she's done to her face recently though. I might have to convert back to lusting after Natalie Portman.