To think it is incorrect to refer to zombies as dead

[Lucyellensmum95]

They are clearly not dead! They are moving, breathing, they respond, need to feed etc - they are not dead are they???

I am glad that THE Zombie is feeling better - and i hope your yoni is feeling happy and harmonious really soon! x

Hey it worked for me. Bus home that night, absolutely full of undesirables. I put my bag on the seat next to me and lo and behold, none of the dirty barstards sat next to me. I was free to smoke and fart and swear loudly down the 'phone to my bff for the entire journey. Job done

I think it was the farting and smoking that did it to be honest GP

they are the once alive - or the PC term is 'people of none living status'

technically they are dead as their organs and circulatory system has shut down (no heart beat etc) but their is minimal brain activity

unless they are 'infected' so not technically zombies in the old school sense ...those bastards can RUN

Did you mean to be so rude you utter cunt?

Zombie is one of my most favourite Mumsnetters too. Zombies have a right to (un)life, just like everyone else.

I bet you have a Juicy couture bag, or a pauls boutique sack, go on, admit it..........

To be honest it surprises me very little that you would think that.

It was a highly fashionably "JD Sports" school pe style bag which I wear around my shoulder in a postman/woman/whatever stylee. Keep up wont you.

I keep a Next bag with good handles for best. I thank you.

I suppose it would give good leverage if you had to use it to beat off approaching zombies

Clearly you are a beginner. You beat zombies off with a good quality sainsbos canvas bag full of gin bottled water.

why beat them off?? ...JOIN US JOIN US ...mmmmm Brains

See i'm clearly brainwashed and i've only had 5 2 g&ts and I still read that as Brians...

I don't need a bag, ive had half a bottle of retsina (greek wine) i can just set light to my breath and i'll have a flame thrower - um, GP can i borrow your lighter?

(((((Zombie'sYoni))))) Now, if that isn't a Mumsnetty hug, I don't know what is. Healing thoughts to you IamtheZombie

I have had 3 large wines ...I typed it as Brians ...which is funny if you think about it ...I am a zombie who likes men called Brian hick

FGS lucy i can't afford lighters, have a match and be grateful you bloody wank badger.

Can I light it on your chin stubble??

You know I shaved last night ffs, you cleaned the razor.

also, how do they know who is a zombie and who isn't? why don't they eat each other? I have often wondered this

Smell, if you cover yourself in rotting zombie flesh you can pass the undead.

Better still catch a couple, chop of their jaws so they can't eat and their arms so they can't do any damage, put on a chain and the zombies won't smell you.

Aren't they the undead?

sashh have you seen Shaun of the Dead. Just act undead, they will never know.

Shaun of the Dead is on now on itv2 - i am watching closely for hints of life/death