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to hate Gideon even more after seeing him crying at Thatchers funeral?

383 replies

ssd · 17/04/2013 22:34

detest that man, he cries at a funeral like this then goes back to ruining lives

utterly hate him

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EldritchCleavage · 18/04/2013 18:19

Well I liked Carol, until she called Jo-Wilfried Tsonga a golliwog. Then I decided she could bog the hell off.

MissAnnersley · 18/04/2013 18:21

The presumption being that he was crying about Margaret Thatcher? How can anyone know what he was crying about?

Many people will cry at a funeral because it brings back to them the loss of someone close.

Nobody can know what he was thinking about, but surely it is possible to shed a tear at a funeral without being thought strange?

I understand the vitriol at his policies and share them but have no understanding why he would be derided for crying a funeral.

Wallison · 18/04/2013 18:23

Actually, I always felt a bit sorry for Carol. Mark was clearly the favourite, despite being a criminal on a huge scale.

MarmaladeTwatkins · 18/04/2013 18:27

LaVolcan, he probably has a button on his back, like a Tiny Tears doll. He has to be filled up with water then someone presses the button and he does a little cry. A very unrealistic cry.

MarmaladeTwatkins · 18/04/2013 18:29

What also makes me fucking PUKE about Mark and his saggy eyes is that he is a Sir by dint of his father. Has not had his title stripped despite being a criminal (on a pretty big scale) Just goes to show that if you're born into the right kind of family, certain things just get brushed under the rug in favour of your superior genetics. Fucking VOMIT.

limitedperiodonly · 18/04/2013 18:33

I quite liked Cawol in I'm A Celeb. Even when she did a wee next to her bed rather than trekking to the latrine that caused outrage.

There's another thread running here about someone's DH shitting in a bush because he got caught short on a run.

Imagine if someone took a shit at Maggie's funeral? Would that be wrong or would it be just showing people where you stand. Or squat?

MarmaladeTwatkins · 18/04/2013 18:45

What is it about the Tory men and their weird complexions?

They all look like they have been glazed in some kind of waxy coating.

ExitPursuedByABear · 18/04/2013 19:01

Embalming fluid?

limitedperiodonly · 18/04/2013 19:06

The latest news from Edinburgh zoo is that despite careful coaxing, and the intervention of a third party, their pandas still aren't ready to do it yet.

another excuse to run this photo

JamieandtheMagicTorch · 18/04/2013 19:09

Call

Being horrible on here doesn't Adversely affect millions of people. Gideon does.

You do the maths

Sheshelob · 18/04/2013 19:09

What have I missed?

ssd · 18/04/2013 19:13

"Embalming fluid?"

I wish

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 18/04/2013 19:15

That's the one, Exit.

You haven't missed much, Sheshelob. Mainly people agreeing that Gideon is a self-serving tossbag whose head should be on a spike, interspersed with a few hand-wringers telling us how awful we are.

Sheshelob · 18/04/2013 19:18

Ooo ooo! Aim the hand-wringers my way! I want to be told to grow up again. It makes me feel so young.

Fee-wings are a newly discovered Tory experience, hence the fact they keep getting hurt. Next you'll all be getting consciences and facelifts

ChairmanWow · 18/04/2013 19:23

Does he cry himself to sleep thinking of those dying when they have been declared fit for work by ATOS, or the increase in suicides, or the misery inflicted on benefit claimants, those thrown out of work, or those left without services. Does he fuck. Open season as far as I'm concerned.

We paid for this fucking funeral and gawd knows we're paying for this cunt's failed austerity programme so leave us to our vitriol and gallows humour.

The only distasteful thing about this thread is mention of him having a chubby on. .

limitedperiodonly · 18/04/2013 19:38

yeah. Let's feel bad about that. Because they feel really bad about us.

MarmaladeTwatkins · 18/04/2013 19:38

ChairmanWow is to be my second wife.

Sheshelob · 18/04/2013 19:42

Perhaps we could all just live together? I'm happy to have an open marriage.

YouTheCat · 18/04/2013 19:45

We need a commune. Grin

MiniTheMinx · 18/04/2013 19:52

We need a revolution
Then we can stick his head on a pike.

ExitPursuedByABear · 18/04/2013 19:56

To the barricades

Sheshelob · 18/04/2013 20:05

Can it be a commune like Greenham? My bra's digging...

And if we're putting heads on pikes, can I vote Gove's up there, too? A born gargoyle if ever there was one.

MiniTheMinx · 18/04/2013 20:06

Not before we get a longer school day, maybe we had better wait a while Wink

ExitPursuedByABear · 18/04/2013 20:11

Heads on pikes. Great idea.

Sheshelob · 18/04/2013 20:18

Is it just heads on pikes or can we go the whole hog and deposit bits of them at each gate of the city/castle/Mayfair townhouse?