Not to steal

[AnimatedDad]

My kids get given far too much chocolate and I get given far too little.

Given its health implications, Surely it would be wrong of me NOT to take some of theirs wouldn't it?

[Fuzzysnout]

YANBU. You are only thinking of them. That's what good parenting is all about

[foslady]

YABU - it's not stealing, it's protecting them from obesity. just don't let them catch you

[ImTooHecsyForYourParty]

Not only do you owe it to their health, you have a duty as their parent to teach them the vital social skill known as Sharing. Take half.

Or the even more important How To Deal With Disappointment

and take the lot.

[sydlexic]

Yes take it and bin it.

[NettoSuperstar]

YABU, chocolate is not that nice.
If they have crisps or cheese, steal that instead.

[LagomOchLyckaSwede]

YANBU.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice yourself for your DC. It might hurt you, but for their sakes, you will have to suffer and gorge yourself on their chocolate. Sorry.

[TigerSwallowtail]

It's called being a good parent , you're only thinking of them afterall...

[headlesslambrini]

YANBU

It is an essential skill of life to learn how to deal with disappointment, you are teaching them a life lesson. This is the job of the parent.

blame it on the dog

[AnimatedDad]

Message understood.
Easter egg dealt with.