My dentist does NHS dentistry for children, not for parents. Went to make an appointment for the kids and DH.
'Sorry you can't make an appointment for the children until you've made one for a parent, because you haven't seen us for 2 years, so you've got no right to NHS dentistry'
'Ok, can I have the children in the morning then DH at noon.'
'No, a parent has to be seen first, why don't you make an appointment at the same time?'
'I'm not going to do an appointment while in charge of 2 small children, I'll do it when they're back at school.'
Eventually managed to sort something out, and the receptionist said 'So sorry about that', in the tones of 'the people I have to deal with' to the woman behind me.
After all this kerfuffle took the kids to the dentist, he opened the kids mouths, 'How are your teeth?', he asked my son. 'Actually the front one hurts', 'Plus he's got terrible bad breath'. Dentist 'Oh just brush them a bit harder' 'Next please', he counts the teeth, thanks very much ker ching, two kids seen in the space of 5 minutes.
Meanwhile, for the adults, non-NHS they are saying 'Perhaps modom would like to make an appointment to see the hygienist', as many appointments as possible.
Don't think I will bother bringing the kids back again.