To mention to my neighbour about her bed banging against the wall

[cuteboots]

Ok so the loud music every night has now stopped and is being replaced by rampant shagging action. I find it really hard not to burst out laughing when I see her out in the garden and being honest last night I was so tempted to start shouting " come on son you can do it just hurry up and get it over and done with". Its probably made a bit worse by the fact that Im going though the sahara at the mo but the bed banging against the wall is just really annoying and combined with her wailing like some mad woman ! Any feedback / ideas would you ignore and just try not to laugh when you see her

HA HA HA ! laughing so loud everyone in the sales team looked at me !

Shout NOW WE KNOW! At the vinegar stroke|

Ha ha ha shout " GO COMPAAAAARE" when they are about to climax !

Change your wifi name to 'Number 12 I can hear you shagging' so it pops up on their smartphones?

Oh perfect song to play

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
What's your fave posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

I had to live next door to a couple in their late 60s that were like this

it used to make me feel a bit queasy tbh

I suggest the Benny Hill theme tune, up loud

seriouscake pmsl

I just yelped with laughter and woke the toddler

The wifi name suggestion is great. You could change it regularly:

CouldthepeopleatnoXgiveitarest?
goodperformancelastnightstrongfinish
onlyoncethisweekyoureslipping

etc

At least 60 year-olds usually have no DC living with them.

Surely they can't do that with DC living at home

Lol at this thread, and seriously sympathise - our neighbour's got a new girlfriend and jeez, she's a screamer, and I can't help but want to laugh when I see her!
Seriously, though it's horrible and always about 3am at the weekends.
WTF do you say, I wouldn't know where to start!
Can't exactly shout something back through the walls as I have small people who'd wake up!

So glad my bedroom is on the other side of the house to the bit joining our neighbours'.

Monty Python- Every Sperm is Sacred, or Sit On My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me.

Get some of those big numbers they use at some sports events with the scores printed on them. Every morning hold one up for her to see. ;)

I'm just waiting for the day when someone starts a thread,

every time I have sex my neighbour play the tune ........ WWYD?

Just ask her to move her bed away from the wall slightly!

HA HA HA ! Cant stop laughing at the feedback.

kinkyfuckery- I would have to try and ask her but not laugh my pants off at the same time. Not sure thats going to happen at the mo ; 0)

quoteunquote- she doesnt look like a mumsnetter but the day that thread appears I will just die of hysterical laughter ; 0)

I love this thread

Can you play Never Gonne Give You Up every time they have sex? Double effect of a theme tune AND rick rolling them...

Or the Trollolol song that Butlins have nicked for their adverts?

A loud round of applause, cheers, whistles etc when he comes.
A large group of us once did this to a loud shagging couple in a hall of residence at uuniversity. Great fun.

Polietly tell her that if you continue to her her screaming and the bed banging as if in a struggle you will assume she is being attacked and call 999. :)

x

Actually, I think the Countdown tune is best.

Except it might have to be repeated if they're having a really good time.

biscuitmillionaire's wifi suggestion. Genius.