I'm glad Twitter wasn't around when I was in my late teens.
Oh, me too, Filly, me too.
My nieces have got those eyebrows! I didn't know they were expensive, or called Scouse Brows ... I'm guessing that's not a flattering term for them, right? I shouldn't say it?
My eyebrows have the Textured look: a term I've just invented, to describe straggly, unevenly-shaped efforts, featuring random bald patches interspersed with wiry grey hairs that jut out horizontally from my face.
It's the next big thing, I tell ya.