To invite round the inventor of the plastic tat recorder so I can

[littlemissbunny]

Give them an hours entertainment of tuneful playing, and then ram the fucking thing up their backside?

There was one in a party bag, and every time I hide the thing it magically reappears.

I mean who honestly thought they were a good idea??

I don't begrudge plastic tat I am constantly in the pound shop and have considered setting up camp there but this is a step too far!

Perhaps there is an alternative use for the thing? Any ideas?

No alternative but those plastic tube things that have a pair of tiny plastic balls on that you twizzle and go

click clack
click clack
click clack
click clack
click clack click clack click clack

All bloody day can go up his arse as well

Yes, I think it would look lovely in the bin, in pieces if you can step on it accidentally or hidden inside a food wrapper.

I have a huge box of these type of things which go to the school fair. The are recycled into bran tub prizes etc. so I usually get some of them back.

Don't why I do it to my self really