to never to attend a social event where the woman with the Fecal Finger will be present.

[DIYWidow]

The Fecal Finger of Fate has struck our family again.
Christmas was destroyed by a local lady with the shits who went to the pub and infected table - DH included and before fully recovered hosted a birthday party (got DD with her finger licking humous dipping ways).

I accepted a homemade chocolate brownie this weekend and six hours later felt the explosive power of her voodoo building in my colon.

Now we are not a 'delicate 'family but her ' it's good to be exposed to germs and stuff' attitude is destroying my holidays.

AIBU to avoid her purely on the grounds of health & hygiene?

This is when I know my " food issues" are not a bad thing

Can I also introduce you to the PICK A MIX
Has to one of the vilest germ infested things ever

Nooo Ledkr I love pick 'n mix. Don't make me face the reality.

I think I may know this woman. She is involved in a lot of social activities. You could say she has a finger in every pie.

'explosive power of her voodoo building in my colon'
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This made me spit my tea!

mmmmm

Good. God.

I am seeing Nosferatu in my mind, with drippy icky fingers of poop. Offer a hand gel next time and perhaps one of those face mask surgery things.
That is foul.
I have a friend who is also a "wonder" in the kitchen. THe kitchen is filthy. No words can describe the crusty layers of cack that steadily build on it. Then the bathroom defies description, just awful. she is always cooking stuff and bringing it round for shares and I just want to vom on it. I nibble kindly then say I am stuffed. They constantly have D&V round theirs. I try not to look at her hands.

linky

You could say she has a finger in every pie.

No Shit, Sherlock!

Mardy that is the stuff of nightmares....it is looking at me. oh dear.

How bored do you have to be before you make a chocolate mould of your finger?

Am I ths only one who didn't think that was a finger?
I demand to know what is going on. I really want ti get to the bottom of it

It did look like a willy for a moment but my eye started at the bottom and worked up...if that makes any sense. Well confused for a moment

For some reason my last post made me think of Lionel Richie's head in the Hello video

You have clearly not seen "The Help".
"Eat my shit" must have inspire Fecal Finger Woman

what on earth did you think it was, Stealth?

What are you googling? No don't answer. Ib between this thread ans porn in the cock pot .TIIIM I am hysterical

My suffering has allowed you lot to alert me to some of the images that exist in the corners of the internet. Bleach for brain and bathroom now.

Her kitchen is a wonder, D&V seemingly an inevitable part of life. When I expressed shock at her catering a kids party whilst still 'suffering' she faced me down with a 'can't stop, what would the world come to if....' I think that my world would be healthier.

It was n't even a nice cake, bit dry, clearly not Nigella's 20quid recipe list.

Is there a previous thread?
And how do you know she suffers from.ff? Are you basing it on ensuing sickess or does she swagger in and yell "SMELL MA FINGER!" waggling it under your nose?

I bet she doesn't enjoy baking very much and she's only going through the motions.

You're not...The Poo Troll are you DIY?

Perhaps you are but didn't know it?

Maybe you can see it, Stealth...

She maybe has a little stool which she pulls out when baking

No, compo. No poo puns. They make me all hot under the cholera.

From what I've read it is not her finger you need to be worrying about but her arse.....