to entertain improper thoughts toward Russell Brand?

[DramaLlamaFarmer]

I fully KNOW he's a grubby shite monkey who looks like he works on the waltzer walking backwards and chatting up the teens in the travelling fair but still......

I think that if you are happy to use the term strumpet then you are clearly a terrible strumpet (and perhaps a warty one with a shockingly debauched reputation) and your husband would be well within his rights to strumpulate you.

I am feeling very happy with that new word.

My name is DramaLlama and I have been strumpulated. Good day.

Vicar isnt warty! but she does have verrucas
Ill join in with the strumpetrating if I may, DP loves me because Im a strumpet!

Oh em gee.

We can't possibly form a quiche unless we all spell strumpelating correctly. One has to be strumpelated by ones husband. Because of course, the one with the cock has to strumpelate the weak female. Yes? Now, as I was saying.

Its strumpetrating round here. Like perpetrate and penetrate...

You must live in a below parr area....

I have dallied with many a gothy Brand lookalikie in my youth. Oh to be young enough to be still in the game.

I think not! Its old money Essex round here! Home of John Constable you know!

Nope, far too itchy for me.

ah but my dear saggy my warty verrucas have all but gone! ill take the debauched reputation though. no sure if its shockingly debauched. but im pretty sure thats what dh found attractive in the first place....

my name is vicar
and i am strumpulated.

Ooh thats good Vicar. I have lost sleep over your veruccas!
My name is Saggy, and I enjoy a good stumpetration!

The bus shelter graffiti would dare to disagree with your wart free status Vicar...

Ones strumpulation status cannot be attained without some effort. I for one have put in some detailed research.

There are copius amounts of strumpulations going on here. We're working on impregnation via strumpulation!

Look, I get your efforts, they are kinda sweet.

BUT

When it comes down to it, Russel B is going to pick me. You got that biatches?

Oh god YABU!

He looks like he absolutely stinks. Especially his hair. Bleugh.

I'm no fan of pretty boys but no. Just no.

Sweet be buggered! I'll fight you Drama!

I don't find him attractive, but I do find him very funny, therefore he is doing a good job and well. Thank you Russell Brand, for making more laughter in this world than there otherwise would be.