I'm sorry but someone is going to link to this today so....

[TheRealFellatio]

It may as well be me.

Stumbled across this accidentally (honest) when googling about the poor little girl killed by dogs, but this has to be the most spectacularly entertaining Daily Mail 'I'm better off on benefits' stories I have ever seen.

So many weird things going on here, and so many unanswered questions I don't even know where to begin.....

Her home 'boasts' a 42" flat screen telly, natch.

enjoy

PS. is there anyone whose telly ^isn't a flatscreen these days?

I do have a flat screen, but not a flat tv. :o

I can only conclude that the benefit of the wall mounted flat screen tv is that it clears more space on the sideboard to pile all the cash taken from the pockets of hard working, tax paying Daily Mail readers. (Who don't live in Spain on pensions commenting on everyone else's life but taking cold weather payments or owt like that)

I thought the flat screen was sometimes usurped by the "games console in every room " comment. (or Ipads, Macbooks, laptops etc)

The flat screen has definitely surpassed the "they have Sky TV with all the channels" disgust level.

Perhaps it's a 4x4 off road vehicle in every room next....or curtains.

Dirty filthy curtain scrounging shitters.