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to not want to buy a Cunt Colouring book or Bic Cristal pens for Her? (V Funny)!!

30 replies

ThatVikRinA22 · 26/03/2013 18:10

but to link them for your viewing pleasure just so you can read the hysterical reviews?

these pens will change your life girls!

and if you are stalwart of the FWR board then perhaps this is for you Wink

you can have a minge of many colours, courtesy of this book

read the reviews and weep....Grin

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NeverBeenToMe · 26/03/2013 18:15

Oh god, yes, I've seen the colouring book ..... wtf will they think of next? Apart from the obvious cock colouring book

MimsyBorogroves · 26/03/2013 18:18

I want the colouring book.

YouTheCat · 26/03/2013 18:20

It's all just so beautiful. Grin

OhDearieDearieMe · 26/03/2013 18:24

Oh dear - leaking wee at this bit Grin

"........and now I have a useless book full of fetid zombiginas" Grin

FakeHotCrossLobsters · 26/03/2013 18:25

I've just clicked on both links and now Amazon are going to send me emails based on them to suggest other things I might like, or things which the people who bought those things also bought with them.

God only knows what those things will be.

MrsMangoBiscuit · 26/03/2013 18:27

My favourite review for the pens!

"I'm just not finding these as absorbent as my usual feminine products. I think I will have to revert to what I was using before. Also, they hurt when I sit down. "

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

NC78 · 26/03/2013 18:29

A whole colouring book devoted to cunts. They don't come in that many colours.

InLoveWithDavidTennant · 26/03/2013 18:31

Grin those reviews are pee-leaking funny!

i want a fanjo colouring in book!

Booyhoo · 26/03/2013 18:43
Grin

some of those reviews are genius!

DublinMammy · 26/03/2013 18:45

The colouring book is available "new or used". Shudder.

Sickofthesnow · 26/03/2013 18:50

www.amazon.com/The-Big-Coloring-Book-Cocks/dp/B000W8OX6C

LOVELY!

ThatVikRinA22 · 27/03/2013 00:54

actually ive decided to buy the pens for work. that should be interesting....Grin

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Startail · 27/03/2013 01:14

someone posted this before an Amazon tried to sell me an adult origami book.
I'm useless at origami!

Bringmewineandcake · 30/03/2013 00:15

Laughing at these in bed...managed to turn it into coughing when dh turned to look!

GilmoursPillow · 30/03/2013 03:31

The Cunt Colouring Book was "frequently bought together" with Crayola Crayons [bugrin]

FrustratedSycamoresRocks · 30/03/2013 08:03

"Over three dozen c**ts of every size and description for you to color" [bugrin] [bugrin]

FrustratedSycamoresRocks · 30/03/2013 08:07

And the "big colouring book of cocks" was frequently bought with Color my boobs. A titillating colouring book" [bugrin]

Montybojangles · 30/03/2013 09:52

Look at this for the men in your life then, the reviews are pure class:
www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1364637057&sr=8-1

[bugrin]

LittleBairn · 30/03/2013 09:54

'Fit more comfortably in women's hands' WTF!

LittleBairn · 30/03/2013 09:57

I love Shelf Life's review. Grin

Montybojangles · 30/03/2013 09:57

Theres's an option to buy the cunt colouring book used, why on earth??? [buconfused]

MrsCosmopilite · 30/03/2013 10:00

This any good to anyone? www.amazon.com/Images-You-Should-Not-Masturbate/dp/0399536493/ref=pd_sim_b_8

LittleBairn · 30/03/2013 10:03

I'm crying at the Men's Veets reviews particularly A.Chappell
"Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.....Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "." [bugrin]

MrsDmitriTippensKrushnic · 30/03/2013 10:09

Oh god. I am crying on my sofa. This is priceless.

Pickles101 · 30/03/2013 10:14

"Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth."

[bugrin] [bugrin] [bugrin]