Vaseline related incident!

[MummyPig24]

Dd was calling so dp went up to check on her and he called me up. She is sat on her bed glistening. She's been at the Vaseline and covered her face in it!

I thought this was going to be something more serious given that little tins of Vaseline have been confiscated at local schools here amid rumours that people have been melting them and mixing drugs in.

My ds managed to coat his hair in pile cream, he was about 3 at the time. It took loads of shampoo to get it out.

My df yes father put Vaseline in his hair.It was galeforce outside and his hair didnt move an inch.It was just so funny

DS once covered our staffy in sudocrem.

I can only imagine she must have loved the attention (she's lives for a fuss) and that was the only reason she lay there and allowed it.

Thankfully we haven't had anything with sudocreme, that would be a real nightmare. Dd is looking surprisingly normal today, apart from being horrendously snotty!

Arf at the warp speed teeth shitting!

My niece coated herself I Vaseline once. It was a bastard to get off but if it's any consolation her skin was lovely and soft afterwards!

My ds age 18 months done me a lovely picture all over his walls one morning. With the poo from his nappy!!!

Im crying with laughter at the dog shitting out teeth