To think I'd be jolly cross with my husband...

[Softlysoftly]

.. if he ever came home with this piece of shit

1. Don't feed the Menz who claim that we hate them and condone violence against them by saying we will cut their bollox off (they are humourless idiots but will use this title as a stick to beat us with next time we complain about DV jokes)

1. That product is sexist, mysogynistic, and I am horrified that 7000 have been sold

Oh - x posted with loads of the rest of you

No, it's so we don't get invaded again.

Can someone please keep bumping this thread for me. I'm female and I don't know how to use my very manly iPod without my DHs help, I can't press the linky thing you posted and I need him to show me how to move my thumb. If you can keep this thread near the top for me it would make me very happy.
Thank you

Stupid thread title but....

YADBU for marrying someone who would ever dream of bringing home such an item - whatever would you have been thinking?

NaicePig right now it's a red rag to a bull.

Ive been working (bad bad out of house woman) and have missed menz invasions sorry.

I love your thread title and bollocks to any invaders that don't

Every device has an off button and all that

Stoopid is as Stoopid does, Forrest

Yes, that was their response when we were pulling them up on their wishes to beat up women and throw them in petrol and stuff. They just said "But on MN there are loads of jokes about cutting nobs off and stuff." We said "No there aren't, don't be ridiculous."

And now there is one

Meh, its expensive and shiny I'll take it. After all isn't it the thought that counts?

I had you there, didn't I

Ahh ariel, bollocks isnt knobs, they is different - arse still dont have a leg to stand on with that argument

Ps, I am v disappointed that the actual tablet is not pink and glittery/fluffy

This reminds me of a phone my Dad bought a few years ago while he was working abroad and stopped in Dubai on the way home. He came home all flash with with a new phone, and was bragging about all the amazing things it did when we discovered it had a special calendar for marking your period/fertile days etc! Oh how he laughed and promptly handed the phone over to me!

Hello

We've edited the thread title now.

Top hole.

That should keep the beastly cads out.

Genius

Ha ha Rowan, I would never have clicked on the thread with that title!!

Oh, wow! How much I've longed for an overpriced bit of patronising tat by a company totally unknown and untrusted in the tech world tablet designed especially for me!

I can't see the pic of it on my phone, but, it's aimed at me, a wimmin. I must have one then make it fluffly and sparkle.