aibu to suggest alternatives

[fluckered]

to the overused and predictable "shocked" and "horrified" aibus. may i suggest that instead of being horrified over a friends' parenting style you are "aghast" or indeed "un-nerved".

that instead of being shocked at a family member having their birthday party on a week day that you are "scandalised" or "double whammied" or "stupified".

lets change it up a little .... the more far fetched alternatives the better and bonus points for teaming new word with a popular aibu topic!

I'm a little cheeses off that I couldn't make it to the cheese board on my Mother's (there you go worra) Day dinner.

*cheesed

I love all the people who shake with rage that a child, we'll call them X, well child X nudged their PFB off the seesaw at the park. They shook with rage for literally five hours.

No more shaking with rage. I want them to have been blinded by fury.

I like 'dismayed'. It has a sort of 'you've let the school down, you've let me down, but most of all, you've let yourself down' passive aggressive tone.

I'm dismayed that my SIL has arranged for her dogs to act as ring bearers at her wedding but has only asked my DC to fly from invisible wires during the signing of the register playing their recorders while dressed as Botticelli cherubs.

I'm up in arms at this whole thread.

I am thoroughly discombobulated.

I'm more disappointed than I am angry.

I am iridescent with apathy at your plight.

flabberghasted.

Oh, oh dear I am rattled, ruffled, disquieted, in a flap, all in a fluster, Shaking, hot and bothered about............ PMSL!!!

I would look askance TBH.

I am flabbered and indeed ghasted.

I like AIBUs where people are miffed.

Because often "miffed" is about as far as it goes.

They would BU to be aghast, but miffed is perfectly R.

Well, I'm standing at the foot of our stairs about almost everything.

I must confess to being irked on occasion.

I like a good irking.

My mother recently claimed to have been made catatonic by a letter she received. Since she subsequently told me that she then went to her painting class, I'm afraid I didn't believe her.

I am absolutely mortified by the turn this thread has taken.

Does anyone rend their garments anymore? They should.

I hate "clutches pearls". Dear Mary Martha and evaline why would u want that as an image of u?

Not keen on 'hoiking judgy pants' either. Reminds me of a guiding woman when I was a kid that had what we called "tea bag bloomers" on as she always sat legs apart...