Is anyone seeing what I'm seeing... Lets dance for comic relief's massive innappropriate inflatable arse

[trashcanjunkie]

What is ok about this? If my dc's were here and this had come on, I would turn it off. As it is I feel obliged to watch on so I can inform my judgy-pants and share it with mumsnet Chuh!

I wondered if she has left her handbag under her seat Inkle, and whether her passport was up to date.

ow ow ow.... fanny chopping! aargh. Is that the op you meant sparkling?

It was all a bit weird, even on the train which was quite obviously stationary at the end.
First time I've been at a harmless Ant & Dec show.
And then they appeared & started throwing small children around

and the poor girl who got burned as a baby by an electric blanket is getting her new arse 'checked' by the good doctor now. Am I imagining this but does he always gets the tits and ass, whilst dr pixie deals with knobs and that other one gets the old people.....

Yes Trash and the tummy op.

Flicked over now to JR show to see Olivia NJ's face.

And (sorry to keep on) imagine some one said to you: 'you're off to Paris & your bag's packed' ????
I'd be like WTF?? Unless you've only got 5 items of clothing who would know what to pack??
What about contraceptive pills? Tampons? Tena Lady? (also practical emoticon)

Exactly Inkle. I don't like surprises. And I wouldn't like my sofa being taken to Paris either.

I had lost the remote control and was stuck on this programme while I looked for it. Frantically.

hadn't heard of any of the 'celebs' and was on the point of pulling the plug on the TV to cut off the horrendous noise.

BTW check out Comic Relief's accounts. Their overheads are scandalous.