to wonder which Wiggle you would shag if you were stuck on an island with them?

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It would have to be Anthony for me. Those hips can move! We've only one Wiggles dvd so I'm choosing from Anthony, Murray, Jeff and Sam.

And i thought the sex talk about Mr Bloom was bad, but this is new, ewwww.

I just looked at that link, poor old Murray is not looking good these days!!!

Anthony! He is lovely, i was clearly more excited to see the wiggles than the Dcs when we saw them in concert last year!

I'd rather drown

Wow. This is a new low for Mumsnet

at all the people saying Anthony. He looks like he eats human skin.

Sam, if I had to. I'd make him pay for the shimmy shake song, that's for sure.

I'm colour led, I'd have to start with Green, then Blue, then Red, then Yellow. If they were all wearing the same I probably would not know where to start... but I agree with Captain Feathersword.

Sam from old wiggles, Lachlan from new Wiggles!

omits the fact that I would also do Caterina the dancer/choreographer as well!

Anthony. And he's got better looking as he's got older.

My sexual fantasy life has no boundaries.

No, no, no - you've got it all wrong. Has to be Ringo the ringmaster with his deep baritone voice. Mmmmmm

I would worry jimmy giggle would bring hoot along.

This is wrong on so many levels.

Eeeuww - aren't they all pretty much old enough to be grandparents?

Feathersword natch.

Then Anthony.

Anthony definitely. Be honest, those blue eyes are totally giving us the come-on. Murray I don't think has any genitals. Sam looks like David Cameron - need I say more. And Jeff is already embalmed. I would love to have a ride in your Big Red Car, Anthony.

Seriously, you lot need help!!!

Definitely the best thread title I've seen for a while

Those trousers You'd get electric shocks from the polyester if you went anywhere near them.

I quite like Sam. There's one song where he's in regency costume singing about frogs and I got a distinct frisson. Not the full fizzy wide-on, but definitely something.

Took dcs to see wiggles. Captain feathersword waved at me DS. He could tickle my fancy.

I've always had a bit of a soft spot for Captain Feathersword. Or Anthony. But there I draw the line.

We are front row at a Wiggles show a couple of years ago - Sam had a weird hernia-like wobbly belly - I kinda went off him them. Jeff, too old. Murray, too old, Anthony - teeth too white, captain FS would be a port in a storm. Gimme Ringo - he was hot!

Another vote for Captain Feargerswind (my phone autocorrected for me and I really can't be arsed to change it)

The rest are just creepy and wrong

Jeff, for definite. He's a bit old now, granted, but when 17yo DD was little I certainly wouldn't have said no. Probably still wouldn't.

I'm going to regret this post, aren't I?

FILTH.
PERVERTS.
I'M CALLING EVERY EMERGENCY SERVICE I CAN THINK OF......ESPECIALLY ON ANYONE WHO'S ACTUALLY CONTEMPLATED CONGRESS WITH A WIGGLE.
EVEN IF IT MADE YOU FEEL ILL.......(AS IT BALLY WELL SHOULD).

Jimmy Giggle so would bring Hoot along...and Hootabelle too.

I can imagine a cocaine fuelled night of puppet debauchery and ridiculously high voices.

The filthy beggers.