What the fuck?
My dyson is not sucking up. Motor fine, as suction through the attachments. Internet search for local person to fix it. The ads all came up after my specific "vacuum repairs in Portishead".
On ringing, I am told, "our specialist engineer can be with you by Wednesday or Thursday to pick it up".
I ask, "Will it be quicker if I drop it off? I live in the locality."
"No we are a national company...."
What happenned to the man with a van or the local repair shop? I don't want to deal with big national companies who book my appliance in and then take a month and £200 plus vat to fix it.
Fuck off multinational repair companies, you suck, take ages and there are hardly any local businesses left.
I am someone who would never buy carpets off Carpet right or whatever, I like to go local to the person with van and I know I am unreasonably incensed at this. I also have unvacuumed floor anxiety now too.
The person at the end of the line actually asked me, "and how long has it been like this?". As if! My vacuum cleaner is not sucking up, so yeah, it been a month, month and a half
. I didn't actually say that though.