Or has aunty flo reduced my tolerance levels? (Jokey thread maybe)

[Binkyridesagain]

As the title suggests, this could be down to hormones, however I am willing to accept that I might need to kill my DH and bury him under the patio.

It's my birthday tomorrow, I have already had 1 present, which due to circumstances has had to be postponed. DH because he didn't want to see me upset has just given me another present, to cheer me up, he thinks this is a jokey, funny, amusing etc pressie, I think he's a wanker.

MN jury is my desire to kill the bastard hormonal or AIBU.

The present is a fucking pink BIro with FOR HER written on it.

Hahahahahaha

sorry.

have seen these on Amazon. Via an incredulous 'can't believe they make these' kinda email.

in the circumstances, poorly timed. Just snap it in half and give it back to him - tell him you're too dumb to know how to use it

I can't pick it up to snap it, they are so thin, obviously made for the more feminine hand, that my fat fingers can't grip it. I think I've finally got a hold and it just pings out, flinging itself across the table.

Bic for her. You have to watch this, it proves YANBU