So here we are watching Brainiac, preparing to watch a bath being blown up with thermite - all good clean family fun
Enter a woman who looks like she's been booted out of a club at 4am, woth a string of blatant sexual innuendoes
"how hard is your thing, hurrrrrrrr"
"Looks like we ripped it a new plughole"
and the cruel fattist jibe
"Oops, Vanessa Feltz has slipped in the shower again"
AIBU to be slightly traumatised? We might have to watch Little House On The Prairie instead 