is wrong on so many levels it's an embarrassment.
I mean, pulling your pants out of your arse in public. Especially when the said butt cheek is a little pallid in comparison to the rest of your body and you've got enough money for fake tan to cover every inch of your body.
And seriously standing in the street with your crotch bulge a-dangling as if to say I've got some balls and they weigh more than a pound.
It's not as if the pants are ornately decorated, in fact they look a bit tight and faded like they've been through a hot wash with the kids PE kit.
Are we seriously expected to rush out and purchase Beckham pants for the DH/DP off the back of that? Or does David think all men aspire to wear pants that ride up their arse when they run down the drive to catch the bin men before they miss the recycling wagon.
Patronising twoddle or what?