To think that if you work in gynecology...

[SirBoobAlot]

You should probably be able to say the word vagina?

Had my pre-op today. The gyne nurse was lovely, slightly scatty but very nice. She handed me the MRSA swabs to do, and said, "So this one is for your nose, and this one is for down there". What made it even better was she didn't say down there probably, but mouthed / whispered it Miranda-style.

Really made me giggle.

When I was a student nurse a very old fashioned Dr asked a little old lady how often she cleaned her back passage and she replied "everytime I do the stairs"

When me and dp were seeing a fertility specialist and she referred dp for a sperm test she didn't want to say ejaculate or sex, she said "you shouldn't ummm... Be together for 2 days before the test"