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Original poster

To have used his razor

30 replies

Cheeio26 · 12/02/2013 19:40

To shave my arsehole?? He was mean to me. Said some hurtful things, told me he was leaving and walked out. So I went in the shower and used his razor to shave my arsehole.

OP posts:
MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 12/02/2013 19:41
Confused Grin
LondonInHighHeeledBoots · 12/02/2013 19:42

Are you going to tell him? Grin

Pandemoniaa · 12/02/2013 19:43

How, exactly do you shave your own arsehole? Are mirrors required or do you just take chances and hope you don't catch your more sensitive bits?

PS. Cleaning the lavatory with his toothbrush is a lot less risky.

SomethingOnce · 12/02/2013 19:43

It's not the first time the razor has shaved an arsehole then, is it?

FelicityWasCold · 12/02/2013 19:43

What. pande said. All of it.

Original poster
Cheeio26 · 12/02/2013 19:44

Good one something.

OP posts:
GrowSomeCress · 12/02/2013 19:46
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TheFallenNinja · 12/02/2013 19:48

YANBU. Just packing his stuff into bin bags is soooo last season.

SoleSource · 12/02/2013 20:02

Hairy arses are not nice. I imaac mine, in 2008.

WheresMrMonkey · 12/02/2013 20:09

I've done awful things with his Dh toothbrush so you have my support!

WheresMrMonkey · 12/02/2013 20:15

His?? My!!

elderberryspokes · 12/02/2013 20:24

Hah, I have just got out of the bath, having used DH's razor to shave my legs and possibly other parts of myself.

I couldn't use my own razor because it turns out he used it for his morning shave because he couldn't be bothered to get his own out of the overnight bag. It is now blunted to the point of uselessness thanks to his weirdy adamantine facial hair.

As my Gran would say, that'll learn him...

;)

HollyBerryBush · 12/02/2013 20:28

you have a hairy arsehole?

Oh my Shock

Facebaffle · 12/02/2013 20:30

How the fuck do you shave your arsehole? Confused

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 12/02/2013 20:32

holly don't you?! Shock

MadamFolly · 12/02/2013 20:40

I thought hair on the arse was normal, is it not? Shock

HollyBerryBush · 12/02/2013 20:43

You lot are just plain deformed Shock

HollyBerryBush · 12/02/2013 20:44

BTw - if you use you blokes tooth brush to clean the bog - please do rememebr that when he cleans his teeth, he;s then kissing you.

Laughing. A. Lot

squeakytoy · 12/02/2013 20:45

I agree with Holly on this... it aint normal in my world!!!

monkeyfacegrace · 12/02/2013 20:47

Nope nor mine. My arsehole is smooth thanks!

boak at hairy arses

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 12/02/2013 20:50

Erm, people are different. Confused

zippey · 12/02/2013 21:49

So he is mean to you so you're mean to him? Sounds like you deserve one another!

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 12/02/2013 21:52

Not recommended if he's mean to you when you have post-birth piles Confused

OHforDUCKScake · 12/02/2013 21:52

Are those who have hair free bum holes below the age of 30?

Because I found I grew my Anal Beard a little later on....

HollyBerryBush · 12/02/2013 21:53

I'm nearly 50 and I've get to get one ..... you lot really are quite mind boggling at times.