to want to be quoted on Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe...

[BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability]

Come on Charlie, quote me please, I can be ridiculous and melodramatic like the Daily Mail commenters, or write complete jibberish like those on Twitter.

I just want my fifteen minutes of fame!

You're bound to be reading AIBU while doing research (yourself of course, not a team) for next weeks programme....?
If you quote any other MNer instead, I may cry.

What quote would you like him to use?

Make his job easier by suggesting one?

Hmm, I'll have a think... Need to read up on current events perhaps, it'll need to be topical.

do one about Michael Gove....Michael Gove and an alpaca

I dunno how to do it, but I was reading his article in the Guardian and I noticed with his new fashion hair he starting to look a bit like a younger Enoch Powell.

Which is never a good look.

I bet Charlie Brooker is secret male mumsnetter.

or a younger Mr Whippy

yes Mr Whippy is curiously ageless.

In right-wing politican snap, Thatcher was part of the team that invented Mr Whippy Ice Cream.

True Fact

I have long assumed David Mitchell reads MN. I didn't had Charlie Brooker down, but maybe. How do you work it out?