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To think DH should be able to notice his own Jeff sweat??

79 replies

PussInShoes · 01/02/2013 13:28

DH sweats like mad and then makes out that he hasn't realised. It makes me so angry, how can you not notice when it's dripping off your gormless face?
I know people can't help sweating but you can at least acknowledge Jeff sweat and wipe it off surely??

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JudithOfThePeace · 01/02/2013 15:32

Just be grateful he doesn't have Peter spots. That would be VILE and you would have to LTB.

Thingiebob · 01/02/2013 15:35

Whose Steve? Whose Jeff?

wineandroses · 01/02/2013 15:44

WTF is Jeff Sweat and who is Steve? Op, do you like your DH?

Booyhoo · 01/02/2013 15:47

poor guy.

gymboywalton · 01/02/2013 15:50

he acts like a steve? i know what you mean-i hate it when mu husband does his dave face-really annoying

lurkedtoolong · 01/02/2013 15:52

Is your husband having an affair with Sharon?

LovesGSD · 01/02/2013 15:54

actual lol at this thread!!

Yakshemash · 01/02/2013 15:56

Proper Lolling at this. Am at my desk at work trying to conceal my heaving shoulders and streaming eyes.

Jeff Sweat

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt · 01/02/2013 15:57

This has made me laugh but I'm not really sure why! Grin

maddening · 01/02/2013 16:00

I take it you're officially out of the honeymoon phase of your relationship :)

Has he been to the gp if the sweating is so bad?

catladycourtney1 · 01/02/2013 16:01

ILikeTo me too!

IfNotNowThenWhen · 01/02/2013 16:06

Was he Jeff Sweating in Asda? I hate that.

MarianneM · 01/02/2013 16:06

But what is Jeff sweat?

MrsMeow · 01/02/2013 16:07

What about the wasp though?

gordyslovesheep · 01/02/2013 16:07

does he have multiple personalities?

Jeff is sweaty
Steve is sarcastic

who are the others? do they T-Rex?

dontsqueezetheteabag · 01/02/2013 16:08
Confused
catladycourtney1 · 01/02/2013 16:09

Will someone please tell me who all these people are?

essexgirl31 · 01/02/2013 16:12

What a funny thread Grin

rainbowrainbowrainbow · 01/02/2013 16:13

What is T rexxing?

MrsWolowitzerables · 01/02/2013 16:15

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noisytoys · 01/02/2013 16:17
Grin
WankbadgersBreakfast · 01/02/2013 16:23

DP Scott sweats. I wish he'd fucking Matt sweat, so much less disgusting.

rainbowrainbowrainbow · 01/02/2013 16:26

Thanks MrsW Smile
PussinShoes there is nothing worse than the gormless face, or looking like a Steve, or Jeff sweat, I'm sure. Poor you.
I think Beamae has the answer though with her botoxing of his whole face idea

IrnBruChew · 01/02/2013 17:00

I've just googled Jeff sweat. There is a doctor Jeffrey Sweat, he's a plastic surgeon in Sacramento.

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