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AIBU?

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Do you think there is a "Polish" problem in the Uk now that it's become the 2nd language in England?

464 replies

NomadsLand · 31/01/2013 20:48

I've been to Poland and I like Poles a lot as a people. I think Warsaw is a great city and I have nothing against Polish people.

My mother complained back in 2007 about the number of Poles in Liverpool changing the 'culture'. What she meant was that she loves to banter with people in shops and restaurants and she used to get a lot of chat back (Liverpudlians are generally very funny - IMHO - and love a bit of verbal 'how's your father'). She complained that this had changed and that she was increasingly met with blank stares. This is high insult to my mother!

I didn't think much of it. But I am now finding the same - I approached a new restaurant outlet at my local services today and joked about them selling hot dogs and milkshakes and what a welcome addition to the usual (was hungry and about to make an irresponsible food choice!). I got the same blank stare. Didn't understand a word I said.

I finally understood what my mother has been saying. AIBU?

OP posts:
GetOrf · 31/01/2013 23:53

I think now we have signed the execution papers for this thread.

Valpollicella · 31/01/2013 23:53

No. justine said you have to say ' your posts make you sound like a shit head'

Apparently thats ok Grin

JamieandtheMagicTorch · 31/01/2013 23:53

Linerunner

Yes! Someone is a tosspot and it's not me

I bet hully has some humdinger medieval insults

Maryz · 31/01/2013 23:54

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

GetOrf · 31/01/2013 23:55

Here you go back www.guardian.co.uk/uk/datablog/2013/jan/31/census-2011-language-map?INTCMP=SRCH

It is a Guardian link because I am a liberal pinko. Much to the OP;s disgust.

ZillionChocolate · 31/01/2013 23:55

Surely this is a joke even less funny than the hotdogs one?

JamieandtheMagicTorch · 31/01/2013 23:55

Or,

An objective observer might conclude you are a turd?

BackforGOod

Wiki is your friend. Please don't distract from the serious business of this insult arms race

MildredIsMyAlterEgo · 31/01/2013 23:56

I told the OP to fuck off in Polish up there^^ ages ago and it's still there

Jinsei · 31/01/2013 23:56

I got deleted TWICE earlier on this thread! Shock And I wasn't half as rude to the OP as I could have been.

Valpollicella · 31/01/2013 23:57

X posted with Maryz

Your posts Maryz make you sound like you aren't making a personal attack

JamieandtheMagicTorch · 31/01/2013 23:58

Who knows insults in pig latin? ( bloody Romans, coming over here and building our roads etc etc)

GetOrf · 31/01/2013 23:58

Well done mildred.

The OP is a schwanzlutscher (it's not polish but the only foreign insult I can spell)

Maryz · 31/01/2013 23:59

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JamieandtheMagicTorch · 31/01/2013 23:59

Ze OP parles merde?

Valpollicella · 01/02/2013 00:00

Vaffanculo OP

I am off to bed now. I can't wait to see the reason for this thread having vanished by the time I get up.

Goodnight y'all. And remember, if you don't have Polish shops near you I am more than prepared to share the Polish Jaffa Cake joy and send them onto you Grin

Maryz · 01/02/2013 00:01

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GetOrf · 01/02/2013 00:01

I am thrilled by the jaffa cake knowledge.

I am going to buy some tomorror and report back.

Night all.

EduCated · 01/02/2013 00:02

Der OP ist ein Schwein mit ein Scheizenkopf?

JamieandtheMagicTorch · 01/02/2013 00:02

Me too. Lots of Polish shops near here. Now i have excellent reason to send DH on a mission.

AU Revoir

WorraLiberty · 01/02/2013 00:03

All this talk of Polish stuff

Anyone else repeatedly singing "Mr Sheen shines umpteen things clean" in their heads?

No?

Just me then.... Blush

GetOrf · 01/02/2013 00:03

in de nahe von der kühlschrank

(the only other german I know other than brot mit kase and zwei bier bitte)

JamieandtheMagicTorch · 01/02/2013 00:03

Thankyou Maryz

JamieandtheMagicTorch · 01/02/2013 00:04

Worra

No, me too. As i saidupthreadifyoubotheredtoread Grin

BackforGood · 01/02/2013 00:14

Thanks GetOrf, Jamie, Flow4 - I'm amazed....but you learn something everyday on Mn don't you? Grin