Not particularly funny. Maybe you're much younger than a lot of us OP?
Anyway - can't see why anyone would have an opinion on what another person eats or does not eat. Why is that your business?
As for this from balotelli -
"What I do find funny is how 'meat eaters' seem to feel threatened by us Vegans. They often feel the need to question our beliefs and diets while we Vegans rarely question them, if they want to increase their risk of numerous illnesses then that is their problem" -
Let me help you out there. I don't feel threatened by you and I'd be surprised if anyone did tbh. However, your preachy oh-so-holy tone makes me want to throw large lumps of meat at you whilst pissing on your courgette patch. HTH.