.... to want freedom over my share of the squirty cream

[GiveMeSomeSpace]

We were never allowed squirty cream at home when I was a boy. Now DW buys it in for hot chocolate in the winter months and I just can't resist the temptation to raid the fridge for a sneaky squirt (so to speak).

I've just been rumbled again.

There must be something within the European Bill of Human rights that allows a man to apply discretion over his fair share of the squirty cream.

Discuss

You know what? Feck it, I'm looking after 4 little ones tonight whilst DW's at the pub. So I'm just gonna do my thing without any guilt.

Roll on 7pm. Then it's just me, a can of squirty cream and Mrs Doubtfire. Cos that's the way I roll.......

OH hates the stuff. All mine. I can have a quick squirt whenever the mood takes me.

I theicing