To say I get it. You're all terribly terribly busy parents

[HoneyDragon]

Now stop posting bloody threads competing to be the busiest and chill the fuck out.

Procrastinate.

Have a nice sensible debate about who would win in a fight a Wank Badger or a Cunt Weasel.

But please stop posting threads about how much time your dcs take up and how much shit you have that needs doing. There are no prizes.

I'm so busy I'm on MN.

I would, but I'm terribly busy with the children < hides the remote >

P.S. Cunt Weasel obvs

:) My money's on the cunt weasel.

I haven't got time to answer this. We're running late for euphonium practice

I'm not a busy mum. I'm a lazy one!
I see your cunt weasel and raise you a cunting badger.

Cuntweasel, for sure.

Whaddya mean, busy? I'm never always busy. Busy busy busy. Busy is my middle name.

Oh yeah, cuntweasel.

Busy?

I'm currently lounging on the couch with my phone eating chocolate cake.

You cannot comprehend how hectic m th schedule is. I'm going to have to make myself a cuppa in s minute... The utter drudgery of my existence knows no bounds

Wank badger for the win btw.

Not only are there no prizes you have a good chance of making yourself ill ... Just read this article this morning:

Our culture?s relationship to time is very unbalanced. And this is taking a toll on many. A starting point here is to realize that you have all the time there is. Literally. And all the time that anyone else has?24 hours in a day.
You can change your relationship to time by changing the way you pay attention. Stop for a moment and put your attention in your feet. Now put it in your heart. Breathe deeply and really feel your lungs. Take regular moments during the day to simply put your attention on something. Notice a beautiful flower. Or a tree. Or the sky. Slow down and pay attention. Eventually this little practice will improve your relationship to time. Delegate. And say the following affirmation:
I have all the time in the world to do what really matters. I am the source of time. And I can change my relationship to time and rebalance my body.

Oh and cunt weasel obviously....

I think (apart from Summer Rain) you're all underestimating the Wank Badger. Nasty little fuckers they are.

I am busy

Wank Badger. Obvs
(See,I am so very busy I have to use abbreviations)

Im too busy to even answer your question!

and cuntweasel gets my vote

I'm so busy that when I go to bed at night it's already later than the time I need to get up.

Cunt Weasel no question. Wank Badger is going DOWN......

I'm so busy I'm having to multitask and mn from the toilet.

I am so busy though. I haven't stopped MNetting since I woke!

Wank badger would win

Chuh! Busy!?

I am in joggers on the couch with MN. DS and DP are on the Xbox seeing the Ring safely to Mordor. I could be tidying, sure, but then I'd miss fight over who gets to be Legolas. My money is on DS, he's a sneaky bugger.

Wank-Badger over the Cunt-Weasel. Everytime.

Is a wank badger in any way related to a Honey Badger, because those things are vicious.

If so, my money is on the wank badger.

I am being lazy as fuck today

WankBadger would win. Cos he's not a stripey badger, he's a honey badger, and those things are mean.

He's meet his match in the Arse-vark though.

still in my pjs, encouraging the dcs to have a lunchtime nap even tho they are 3 and 4 so I can get on with my jobs watch real housewives of Beverly Hills

wank badger everytime

Giraffes, you bloody need to be!