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AIBU to think the portrait of KM, DoC, is really unflattering and a bit creepy?

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NolittleBuddahsorTigerMomshere · 11/01/2013 10:50

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2260655/First-official-portrait-Duchess-Cambridge-acclaimed-photographic-artist-Paul-Emsley-unveiled.html

OP posts:
Bakingnovice · 11/01/2013 20:48

The best pic was the one of Ma Middleton and prissy pips walking out ( with matching handbags) looking not v impressed. Hilarious.

LuluMai · 11/01/2013 20:52

She looks about 45!

SquinkiesRule · 11/01/2013 21:09

I don't like it it makes her look older and sly.

R4 · 11/01/2013 21:16

It's a bad portrait because it's not Kate. Her make-up is usually quite 'hard' and defined - she does not do 'soft focus'. It's also wrong because the colour of her hair does not go with the colour of her eyebrows.

The eyes are the worst bit. In the original photo, her eyes give her a look of some intelligence. In the portrait, her eyes are glazed as if she is half drunk.

Foggles · 11/01/2013 21:24

She looks tired in the portrait.

Off with his head! Grin

Porkster · 11/01/2013 21:52

I think it looks like her, but does not flatter her.

Tigerbomb · 11/01/2013 21:53

I like it - it looks like she is smirking or trying to suppress a giggle

edam · 11/01/2013 21:59

It's horrible. Manages to have a revolting soft focus appearance while actually making the poor woman look worse than RL, which is a bizarre trick.

duchesse · 11/01/2013 22:20

Just saw and I think it looks horrible. Ages her by about 15 years (which is not a problem but why not just represent her as she is now?))

nkf · 11/01/2013 22:24

I think people are misunderstanding what it should be. It's a portrait, by an artist. If you want to look better and younger than you really are, you opt for Photoshop.

Yamyoid · 11/01/2013 22:25

Awful. I like the comment from the first page about cat bum face. It is true.

RedPencils · 11/01/2013 22:28

She looks old and tired.
I bet they don't ask him again!

Yamyoid · 11/01/2013 22:28

Portrait's should suggest something of the personality though, nfk. This looks flat and lifeless and just like it's been copied from photos, which it has.

Cerealqueen · 11/01/2013 22:40

It looks like one of those pics they do to age you so you know what too much booze and fags will do to you.

plim · 11/01/2013 22:42

It's not flattering at all!

doyouwantfrieswiththat · 11/01/2013 23:11

I think the artist has made her look a bit scheming with hooded eyes and slightly pursed lips.
Do you think they didn't get along?

Morloth · 11/01/2013 23:13

I quite like it.

Pandemoniaa · 11/01/2013 23:16

It's an extremely odd, lifeless, portrait. Not helped by the distinct impression that the top half of her face is unrelated to the bottom of it. Her eyes, for example, simply don't match the peculiar half smile. Were it not a painting, I'd have put it down as a beginner's attempt at Photoshop.

DoubleYew · 11/01/2013 23:17

I like this from the Telegraph "If Kim Jong Un had such a portrait painted, we'd mock the pitiful taste of foreign despots, says Mark Hudson."

piprabbit · 11/01/2013 23:20

An interview with the artist on BBC hinted that he found the process very difficult, perhaps some of his conflict seeped into the portrait.

Viviennemary · 11/01/2013 23:22

I don't think it's that bad. It is quite a good likeness. But it isn't flattering and makes her look older. Still it has got people talking and it's not at all glamorous.

MusicalEndorphins · 12/01/2013 03:28

Well, we all know she looks nicer in real life, and if she likes it, I guess that is what counts.
If I were her, I wouldn't be thrilled with it though.

Loveweekends10 · 12/01/2013 07:56

Strange choice of artist really. He usually paints African animals!

GhettoPrincess · 12/01/2013 08:40

Dreadful picture !

JazzAnnNonMouse · 12/01/2013 09:15

I think it looks like a slightly out of focas photo of her!