Hey Fatty Bum Bum :(

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Two Greek Gods chaps working on a house I pass on the school run sang this out to me this morning.

AIBU to hope their willies drop off during this cold spell?

At least my fat arse will help keep me warm .

I have done the photographing thing on a large lorry which was routinely badly parked while making deliveries to a corner shop.

Funny thing was that ever after it was perfectly parked!

i'm sure there used to be a song with the line 'don't want no short dick man!' you might want to search that one out...

I had a group of youngish lads woof at me in a pub a little while ago
The same night an older 'gentleman' at the bar asked why so many girls don't seem to be embarrassed of being so fat. again.
Luckily, that night I had a healthy dose of 'Fuck you, I'm fabulous' going on, so just pointed out that I might not have noticed he was an arsehole if he hadn't opened his mouth, and he only had only been about 12 shots away from getting lucky

Scented LMAO, that is classy!!!