to think Thorin Oakenshield is WAY WAY hotter than Aragorn?

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As played by Richard Armitage and Viggo Mortensen respectively.

I don't think Thorin would even be that much shorter than me

Thank you Feckless, I knew there was a good reason I spent time on mumsnet. 'January sales' here I come, unfortunately it'll have to wait until next weekend damn work!

Yeah I think you'll find Neil is mine zukie.

All men should have long dark hair, beards, flowing clothes and "huge swords".

Hmm, wondering now what this preference does for my feminist credentials.

YANBU.

YABU.

But I don't mind as I quite like that there is less competition for Aragorn

You must watch North and South. Oh Mr Thornton......

Why oh why did I buy an ANIMAL calendar instead of a dwarf one?

Agree Tyrion isn't hot but I can't help but have stirrings

ME TOO zukie. Are you me? Am I sockpuppeting without knowing it?

I think it's unfortunate that Rufus Sewell doesn't spend more time with long hair and a beard.

Strangely, I don't find Johnny Depp remotely attractive. He's beautiful of course, but not sexy (to me).

I've just realised I have a short, black-haired, beardy husband.

Rufus Sewell? What? Where? Are there pictures?

Yanbu, but he's mine all mine.

Defibitely zukie, I will be joint president with you. What about Antonio Banderas in Interview with a Vampire? Seem to remember fancying him at the time.

Defibitely zukie, I will be joint president with you. What about Antonio Banderas in Interview with a Vampire? Seem to remember fancying him at the time.

It already exists, Zukiecat. Step this way

You'd be most welcome, zukiecat, as would all other admirers of Mr Armitage and his craft. I need more people to swoon over earnestly and intellectually discuss Mr Thornton with.

YABVU, Viggo is georgeous. Sex on legs in fact.

Although if we are talking fantasy here give me Khal Drogo every time, aka Jason Momoa. Truly lovely.

Yes, he is, PP, and he has a nice swishy leather coat, but he has a very light brown voice. Whereas this coat is even nicer, and Thorin's voice is dark treacle with with brandy and melted chocolate